Fuckery We Missed: Pennsylvania Man Accused Of Breaking Into Home And Stealing Sex Toys, Cash!!(4/14/2021)

Not Toys Recouped From Arrest (Stock Image)

Man Steals Money & Sex Toys

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The robbery reportedly took place on April 6 on West 11th Street in Tyrone. Residents told police that they had counted $ 700 in cash on the night of April 5 to take sleeping pills and pay the rent before falling asleep on the sofa. When she woke up around noon on April 6, she told police that she was out of cash and various bank cards and sex toys worth about $ 160.

The resident reached out to her neighbors who said they saw a male enter her residence at about 11 a.m. April 6. The description led the residence to believe it was Holden, who she knew. The resident told police she saw Holden near Save-A-Lot and attempted to contact him, but fled. She was able to follow Holden to his residence, where he spoke to her through his window and said he had been inside her residence and noticed money laying on the floor,
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We get this man stealing money but damn what the fuck are you gonna do with the sex toys…It isn’t like someone would buy these sex toys second hand…or… Were you planning on taking these toys for a spin yourself??

Surprisingly folks we’ve seen similar fuckery like this in the past!! Feel free to visit the see also links below for more fuckery..

see also:South Dakota Man Accused Of Stealing ”A Bunch” Of Sex Toys From House!!!

see also:Man Breaks In Woman’s Home, Pisses On Her Bed And Steals Her Sex Toys!!! After Only One Date!

source:pennsylvanianewstoday.com

Fuckery We Missed:El Paso Man Kept 29 Bags Of Money While Working In Armored Delivery Service!! (4/14/2021)

$809,153 Stolen By Armored Delivery Driver!!
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Ramon Tejada, 32, worked for Miracle Delivery Armored Services moving large sums of money between businesses and financial institutions. During his workday, Tejada would keep sealed bags of cash while altering deposit documents and total manifests, changing how much currency he actually handled, according to police documents.

Tejada was arrested earlier this week after his employer complained to law enforcement upon discovering his alleged actions.

He allegedly purchased five new 2021 vehicles and gave them to family members between December 2020 and February 2021.
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It’s unreal to think that this fool thought he could get away with taking this much money.. SMH..

see also:Texas Juvenile Department Worker Steals $1.2 Million Worth Of Fajitas Over 9 Years!!!

see also: Florida Man Steals $100,000 While Loading ATMs!!!

see also:Security Officer Allegedly Steals $100,000 On His First Day On The Job!!!

source:ktsm.com

Fuckery We Missed: Michigan Home Inspector Pleasured Self With Elmo Doll In Residence’s Nursery!! (4/12/2021)

Home Inspector Caught Pleasuring Self With Elmo Doll!!

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While away from the property, a 22-year-old female homeowner received an alert on her phone that a webcam had detected movement in the residence’s nursery. The woman then accessed the camera feed and saw VanLuven touching himself, cops report. The home inspector then picked up an Elmo doll and “appeared to be pleasuring himself with the doll,” police charge.
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We honestly wonder how many other homes has this sick fuck pulled this fuckery in? There’s nothin much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

see also:Florida Man Arrested For Having Sex With Stuffed ‘Olaf’ At Target!!!

source:thesmokinggun.com

Today’s Fuckery: Woman Angry At Burger King Wait Climbs Into Drive-Through To Shoot At Employees!! (4/5/2021)

Woman Shoots Up BK Because Of Long Wait!!

There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!! Sadly folks we’ve seen similar incidents of fuckery over the years.. Please feel free to visit the see also links below for more fuckery!!

see also:Wendy’s Employee Shot Over Dipping Sauce!!

see also: Police Say Man Fired Shots Into Memphis KFC Because His Order Was Wrong!!!

see also:Man Charged In Indiana Taco Bell Shooting, Employee Allegedly Shot Over Order Error!!!

see also:Florida Subway Employee Fires Shots In Dispute Over Wrap!!

see also:Georgia Woman fires Gun In McDonald’s After Receiving Cold Fries!!!

see also:Woman Pulls Gun On McDonald’s Employees Over Jelly/Ketchup Mix-Up!!!

see also:Checkers Employee Shoots Customer Upset Over Wrong Wing Order!!

source:wreg.com

Today’s Fuckery: 29-Year-Old Man Arrested For Stealing Ambulance From Brooksville (FL) Hospital!! (4/5/2021)

Florida Man With Huge Face Tat Steals Ambulance!!

The real story is this man’s mugshot!! Sheesh..

see also:Arizona Man Claims To Have Stolen Ambulance Because It Was Too Hot To Walk!!

see also:Man Who Stole Ambulance In Texas Caught Ordering Food At Jack In the Box!!

see also:Woman Arrested After Stealing Ambulance To ‘Go Find Heroin’!!

see also:Kentucky Woman Steals Ambulance Because She Was Tired Of Waiting!!!

source:wfla.com

Fuckery We Missed: Naked Florida Man ‘Hip-Thrusts’ Lehigh Acres Tree Before Punching Deputy In The Face!! (4/1/2021)

Florida Man High On Drugs Humps Tree!!

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Alonso Sanchez, 21, was allegedly high on drugs when deputies found him hugging and “hip-thrusting a tree” on Tuesday. Before they arrived on scene, a car had to swerve to keep from hitting Sanchez as he ran into the street.

When deputies tried to apprehend him, Sanchez punched one of them in the face, according to deputies.

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Florida Man got that good dope that day!! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

see also:Florida Man Caught In Public Masturbating And Penetrating Ass With Dill Pickle!!

source:nbc-2.com

Fuckery We Missed: Argument Over Sex Lands Woman In Jail!!(4/2/2021)

Man Denies Sex, Gets Attacked By Hair Dryer!!

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The man said he stayed home and watched the kids while Adriana went out. He said she came home angry and intoxicated after being kicked out of a club. He said Adriana went crazy being loud and waking up the kids. He said she hit him in the back of the head several times and he pushed her off him. The victim said Adriana picked up a hair blow dryer and was swinging it by the cord, striking him several times. He said she picked up her daughter and ran next door.
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We have a hunch that fuckery like this will continue to happen more frequently since states are beginning to lift covid restrictions, with that being said there’s gonna be more drunk women going out to the bars and coming home expecting to get their boxes be rocked by their man but their man may not be feeling it…and then that’s when the woman choses violence!!

Feel free to visit similar incidents of fuckery below in the see also links!!

see also:Florida Woman Battered Boyfriend Who Refused To Perform Sex Acts!!

see also:Florida Woman Is Arrested Again For ‘Beating Up Her Boyfriend Because He Refused To Have Sex With Her’!!

see also:‘Naked And Belligerent’ Florida Woman Attacks Boyfriend After He Refuses Sex!!!

see also:Florida Woman Cuts Man’s Face After He Refuses To Have Sex With Her!!\

source:timesrecordnews.com

Fuckery We Missed: Stranger Kisses Child In Front Of Parent!!!(3/29/2021)

Stranger Kisses 1 1/2 Year Old Child In Grocery Store

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While inside the store, police say, as a mother glanced away from her 1 ½-year-old daughter sitting in the shopping cart, Austin Blake Stewart, 24, leaned down, removed his mask, kissed the child on the lips, and left. The mother began searching for him, but he had disappeared. She then alerted her husband and the WINCO staff.

Officers later found Stewart under a blanket on 18th Street.
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Check this fools personal pc, phone, tablet,ect because were willing to bet that this fucktard has some suspect images on his devices if you know what we mean… Unebelievable!!

source:kezi.com

Today’s Fuckery: Woman Missing For Several Weeks Found Naked In Delray Beach,FL Storm Drain!!! (3/25/2021)

Woman Missing For Weeks Found Naked In Storm Drain!!

No other place in the world would some fuckery like this happen except in Florida… So many questions need to be answered by this woman because this fuckery isn’t adding up!! Really folks what grown adult would be like “Hmmm wonder where this door leads” and start exploring?? SMH

source:local10.com

Today’s Fuckery: Argument Over Chicken Nuggets Led Woman To Bite Bedford County,TN Deputy!!! (3/23/2021)

Woman Bites Deputy After Dispute Over Chicken Nuggets!

There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself..

Sadly folks this isn’t the craziest thing we’ve seen someone do over some god damn chicken nuggets… Feel free to visit the see also links below for more fuckery!!!

see also:Woman Calls 911 To Complain That Her Chicken Nuggets Weren’t Cooked Fast Enough!!

see also:Florida Prostitute Offers Undercover Cop A Blowjob For $25 And MCnuggets!!

see also:12 Year Old Kid Attempts To Rob Classmate At Gunpoint For Her McNuggets!!!

source:wkrn.com