Excerpt From Article:
Alonso Sanchez, 21, was allegedly high on drugs when deputies found him hugging and “hip-thrusting a tree” on Tuesday. Before they arrived on scene, a car had to swerve to keep from hitting Sanchez as he ran into the street.
When deputies tried to apprehend him, Sanchez punched one of them in the face, according to deputies.
Florida Man got that good dope that day!! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!