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Woman In Motorized Wheelchair Robs Bank In Florida!!!

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Police said the woman showed up to discuss an account, but she got into an argument with a teller that escalated when she threatened to kill everyone in the bank and announced she was robbing the place, according to the Sheriff’s Office.

The woman left the bank after she was given some cash, and she was taken into custody nearby a short time later, police said.

No weapon was seen during the robbery, according to police, and no one inside the bank was hurt.
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Our favorite quote from this article is “She was taken into custody nearby a short time later”.. Wonder if she had her wheelchair on the highest speed? If you’re curious to know the top speed of a motorized wheelchair it’s 4-8mph.. SMH… Terrible execution by this woman but really should we be surprised by this fuckery since this fuckery happened in Florida?

see also:Woman In Wheelchair Fires Taser At McDonald’s Worker Because Food Was Taking Too Long!!

see also:Woman Took Motorized Walmart Scooter After Car Wouldn’t Start!!

see also: Man Jailed For Stealing Electric Shopping Cart; Driving It To A Bar!!!

source:news4jax.com

Women Dress As Grannies To Get Covid Vaccine!!

Of course this fuckery happened in Florida!! Wtf.. There’s nothin more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:wfla.com

Arizona Man Accused Of Faking Own Kidnapping To Get Out Of Working!

You’d think this fucktard would just say he came down with symptoms of covid rather do all this fuckery.. SMH

see also:Missouri Couple Accused Of Fake Bomb Threat To Preschool So One Could Get Day Off!!

see also:Michigan Man Accused Of Calling In Bomb Threat And Mass Shooting Threat So Work Would Be Cancelled!!

source:abc15.com

Man Back Behind Bars After Carjacking Teen Girl 20 Minutes After Jail Release!

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Later that night, police located the stolen vehicle and the driver, 31-year-old Marcus Goodman. Goodman was arrested after being “quickly identified” as the person who stole the vehicle, police say.

An investigation revealed that Goodman had been released from jail on an unrelated felony charge at 10:08 p.m. Police say Goodman traveled roughly 1.5 miles from the jail to the location where the vehicle was stolen.

Goodman was booked back into Spokane County Jail under a $15,000 bond for the felony charge of second-degree robbery.
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Can’t officially say we’re shocked by this incident of fuckery because we’ve posted multiple stories like this in the past! Feel free to visit the see also links below for similar incidents of fuckery!!

see also:Man Stole Car From Jail Parking Lot…. Moments After Being Released From Same Jail!!!

see also:Florida Man Tries To Steal 26 Cars From Jail Parking Lot, Just After Being Released!!!

see also:Florida Man Released From Jail, Arrested Again In Jail Parking Lot For Trying To Steal Car!!

source:cbs17.com

Serial Pooper Wanted In Michigan!!

There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!! Please feel free to visit the see also links below for more serial pooper post!!!

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see also:Arrest Made In Mystery Serial New Jersey Pooper Case!!!

see also:Woman Accused Of Pooping In Massachusetts Parking Lot At Least 8 Times!!

see also:‘Someone Has Been Defecating In The Pool,’ Search On To Find Person Who Left Human Waste In Neighborhood Pool!!!

see also: ”Mad Pooper” Wanted In Colorado!!

see also: “The “Poo Jogger” Has Been Caught!!!

source:fox2detroit.com

FL Man Punches Girlfriend For Changing Channel During Super Bow!!

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According to the arrest report, the 55-year-old and his girlfriend started to argue after she changed the channel away from Super Bowl LV between the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Kansas City Chiefs.

Alachua County Sheriff investigators say that a fight started between the couple, and White began to punch the victim in the face, which caused several injuries, including: cuts on her face and chin, a bloody nose and a swollen wrist and hand. Deputies also noted substantial amount of blood droplets on the ground and on the wall.

White told deputies that the victim was “running her mouth” and it made him angry.
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Some men will say they understand his frustrations with his gf changing the channel on him during the Super Bowl but to attack her like this is wild.. Believe it or not this isn’t the first (nor last) time we will see someone go crazy and attack someone over television.. Please feel free to visit the see also links below for more freak outs over tv!!

see also:Arkansas Man Fatally Stabbed Wife After She Changed the TV Channel!!!

see also:Pennsylvania Woman Charged With Shooting Brother In Argument Over TV Volume!!

see also:Florida Man Arrested After Squabble Over TV Remote!!

see also:Florida Man Forces 9MM Handgun In Woman’s Mouth After Complaint He Was Talking Too Much During Tv Show!!

see also:Boyfriend Turns TV Channel, Girlfriend Retaliates By Biting Him Multiple Times!!!

see also:Florida Man Beats 78 Year Old Girlfriend For Failing To Pay Direct TV Bill!!!

source:wcjb.com

76 Year Old dressed as woman Placed Dead Animals On Gravestone

WHHHHYYYY!! Nothin much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!!

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source:nwahomepage.com

26 Year Old Man Dies After Cannon Explosion At Gender Reveal Party!
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A small, celebratory cannon misfired, sending shrapnel flying “in all different directions,” Michigan State Police Lt. Liz Rich told TV station WJRT.

The man was struck with metal shrapnel and was taken to Hurley Medical Center in Flint, where he later died.

The metal shrapnel flew as far as 25 feet, hitting three parked cars and the garage at the home in Gaines Township.
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We at humanfukery.com send our condolences to the ones who love this man..

Unfortunately folks this isn’t the first time we’ve posted about a freak accident like this at baby shower… Please feel free to visit the see also links below for more info!!

see also:Iowa Woman Killed By Explosion At Gender Reveal Party!!!

see also:When Girlfriend’s Baby Shower Ran Late, Baby’s Dad Pointed A Gun At Her!!! (10/24/2018)

source:usatoday.com

Florida Man With Florida Tattoo On Forehead Arrested For Misuse Of 911

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There’s nothin much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!! v

Feel free to view more asinine 911 calls in the see also links below!!

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see also:Wisconsin Man Calls 911 Seeking “Someone To Fool Around With!!!

see also:Man Calls 911 To Report Stolen Weed, Winds Up Getting Arrested Instead!!

see also:Florida Man Calls 911 About McDonald’s Order & Says He Has Cocaine ‘In His Butt’!!

source:wfla.com

3 Dead After Shoveling Dispute!!

We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the ones who love the victims in this unreal and crazy story…

source:wnep.com