Today’s Fuckery: Florida Man Caught In Public Masturbating And Penetrating Ass With Dill Pickle!! (3/16/2021)

Florida Man Caught In Act With Pickle IN ASS!!!

Excerpt From Article:

Responding to a suspicious person call around 4 PM, a cop saw Eric Detiege, 47, lying on his back in front of a townhouse in Oldsmar, a city in the Tampa Bay area.

Detiege, unencumbered by pants or underwear, had his penis in one hand and “a large uneaten pickle in his other hand.” Detiege, the cop added, was “using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”
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Stay classy Florida Man… Stay Classy!!! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

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source:thesmokinggun.com

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