Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Calls 911 About McDonald’s Order & Says He Has Cocaine ‘In His Butt’!! (1/9/2021)

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Excerpt From Article:

When deputies arrived at the McDonald’s, employees said Ouardi had been yelling and cursing at staff over his mistaken order, and they wanted him taken from the premises. Ouardi said he wouldn’t leave unless his burger was fixed. The deputy told him again that he had to leave.

“Fine, then take me to jail. I’m not leaving, ” he said as he raised his hands toward the deputy, the report states.

The deputy escorted the disgruntled customer from the burger joint. Upon searching his pockets, the deputy found marijuana folded into a napkin.

While he was being placed into the patrol car, he then admitted to having another drug tucked away — in his crack.
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This is a double whammy in a sense that this incident of fuckery covers two of our favorite topics, asinine 911 calls and drugs stuffed in someone’s Ass!! Over the years we’ve seen our far share of this fuckery, below in the see also section we’ve provided a few similar incidents of fuckery from previous post..

see also:Florida Woman Found With Baggies Containing Pills Inside Her ASS After DUI Arrest!

see also:Authorities Finds Pipe, Three Bags Of Drugs, And A Box Inside Florida Woman’s Pussy!!

see also:Florida Man Denies Syringes Found In His ASS!!

see also:36-Year-Old Woman Charged For Repeatedly Calling 911 Because Her Parents Shut Off Her Cell Phone!!

see also:Florida Woman Arrested For Asking 911 How To File For Divorce!!!

see also:Man Calls 911 To Report Stolen Weed, Winds Up Getting Arrested Instead!!

source:nbc-2.com

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