Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Accused Of Beating Off In Louisville Park Blames Groundhog!!! (8/12/2017)

Man Blames Groundhog For Beating Off In Public!!!

Excerpt From Article:

According to a woman, who was one of the alleged victims, McCoy was following her and others, watching them playing in the park and making motions consistent with a sex act. When the woman turned to face him, she says McCoy’s pants were down and his private area was exposed!!

When police confronted McCoy about the allegations, he said he had an explanation, according to the arrest report. Police say he told them he was urinating, when his pants fell down. That’s when, he said, he was surprised by a groundhog which caused him to expose himself.

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This man couldn’t just beat off in the comforts of his own home while watching pornhub? I feel as if this man doesn’t know such websites like pornhub exist so he still beats off to his old VHS tapes!!

source:wdrb.com

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