Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Arrested After Locking Himself In A Car To Avoid Having Sex With His Girlfriend!!!!(7/20/2019)

Man Locks Himself In Girlfriend’s Kia To Avoid Having Sex With Her!!

Excerpt From Article:

According to a police report, a 24-year-old woman called officers to her South Feederle Drive home Thursday afternoon because Collins had locked himself inside her Kia Optima and refused to get out of the car.

The first officer to arrive spoke to Collins through a passenger side window that was cracked open a few inches.

The report says Collins told the officer that he locked himself in his girlfriend’s car because she always wants to have sex and it was too hot in the apartment.

Police say the girlfriend confirmed Collins’ story, saying he ran out of the apartment because he didn’t want to have sex with her.

More officers arrived, including a police supervisor who tried to coax Collins out of the car.

The report says Collins rolled up the window as the police supervisor reached inside to unlock the door.

The officer managed to unlock the door, and the police pulled him out of the car after he refused to budge.
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We can only imagine what type of shit was said to this man after he initially denied his “girlfriend” sex… you know it was probably the typical comment like “well if your not fucking me, who the fuck are you fucking then…” This man probably proceeded to leave the residence when the shit hit the fan and the best idea he came up with was sitting in the car to maybe let cooler heads prevail but his girlfriend was obviously still salty over him turning her down so she called the COPS!!! To be honest, with majority of the US reaching sweltering heats these past couple days we can understand why this man passed on sex with his girlfriend… Unbelievable!!

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source:wfmj.com

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