Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Jailed For Stealing Electric Shopping Cart; Driving It To A Bar!!! (11/5/2019)

Man Steals Electric Scooter, Drives It To Bar!!

Excerpt From Article:

Brice Kendell Williams, 32, was arrested Sunday after he removed the electric-powered shopping cart from a Walmart in Houma, and drove it to a bar about a half mile away from the store.

A deputy was called out around 12:30 a.m. to a bar on Corporate Drive in response to a complaint that an individual had arrived there driving the cart. The deputy saw the cart parked between two cars in the bar’s parking lot.

The deputy made contact with a security guard at the bar and with Williams.

During the investigation, the deputy learned that Williams claimed he was at a different bar and believed he could get charged with DWI if he drove his own vehicle to the one on Corporate Drive, causing him to take the cart from Walmart.
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source:fox8live.com

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