Today’s HumanFuckery: Oakland University To Fight Shooters With Hockey Pucks!!! (11/28/2018)

Will Hockey Pucks Thwart A Active Shooter??

Excerpt From Article:

The Auburn Hills university began equipping its faculty and some students with hockey pucks this month as a “last resort” precaution to throw at any active shooters on campus, officials say.

Oakland University Police Chief Mark Gordon said the idea emerged during a training session he was giving earlier this year on surviving an active shooter situation.

Gordon, a former youth hockey coach, said since the university has an ordinance against weapons, one attendee asked what staff and students could bring to prepare themselves for a fight. He recalled once being struck in the head with a puck and said it “caused a fair amount of damage to me.”

“It was not a well-thought-out strategy,” Gordon told reporters during a telephone interview Tuesday evening. “It was a spur-of-the-moment-thing that had merit to it and kind of caught on.”
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We have no clue what option is better to thwart an active shooter: hockey pucks, rocks, or baseball bats.. All these options listed have been suggested!! Which would you chose??

see also:Pennsylvania Superintendent Says Students Will Be Armed With Rocks In Case Of School Shooting!!!

see also:School District In Pennsylvania Arms Teachers With Baseball Bats!!

source:detroitnews.com

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