Fuckery We Missed: Florida Man Arrested For DUI On Segway!! (10/23/2019)

Man Arrested For DUI On Segway!!

Excerpt From Article:

Deputies say around 4:34 p.m., 48-year-old Andy Sigears was spotted by a lieutenant as he was driving a segway eastbound on Dunson Road, which is also where a Polk County Sheriff’s Office substation is located.

The lieutenant who saw Sigears said he was in the middle of the westbound lanes, unsteady and swerving while impeding traffic. Several cars were seen going around Sigears by going into the opposite lane of traffic.

Deputies say the lieutenant stopped Sigears and noticed he smelled like alcohol, his speech was slurred and his eyes were bloodshot and watery. Sigears then told the lieutenant he drank nearly two bottles of wine.
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Zero fucks given that day!!! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:wfla.com

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