Shift Through Shit For Stolen Earrings!!!
Excerpt From Article:
According to an arrest report, Ryan A. Penman and his girlfriend were shopping at Kay Jewelers at the Lake Square Mall late Thursday when Penman asked to see a pair or earrings. An employee handed him the princess-cut, 1/3 carat earrings, and Penman reportedly put one on his girlfriend’s ear and the other in his own.
He provided a credit card in a different name, and when the clerk said she couldn’t accept it, Penman reportedly asked her to hold the earrings until he returned the next day and handed them back. The clerk noticed that they weren’t the same earrings but instead were fakes.
Employees and store security searched the store but quickly began to suspect that either Penman or his girlfriend had swallowed the jewelry. Both were taken to the hospital, where the woman consented to an X-ray of her stomach. Penman initially would not consent to an X-ray but finally agreed to one in exchange for a sandwich. The X-ray revealed that the earrings were indeed in his stomach.
He was taken to the Lake County Jail, where corrections officers were waiting for the earrings to emerge.
Penman was charged with retail grand theft and tampering with evidence.
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We wonder if whatever guard finds the earrings in this man’s shit receives an extra reward!! We honestly think that giving these guards an incentive for finding the stolen swag is the only way to keep them interested in the stinky task at hand!!
source:dailycommercial.com
