Fuckery We Missed: Kentucky Woman Busted Using Dog Urine To Pass Drug Test!!! (1/2/2020)

Kentucky Woman Busted Using Dog Piss To Pass Drug Test!!

Excerpt From Article:

Julie Miller, 40, was asked to provide urine for a drug test Monday as part of her scheduled probation visit, according to Pineville Police Department.

But instead, Miller “snuck in a sample of urine” in an attempt to pass it off as her own, authorities said.

Officials determined that the urine didn’t belong to Miller and confronted her about the sample.

She told officers that she brought urine from her dog because she knew that she would fail the drug test, admitting to using methamphetamine and the
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You didn’t think to just go buy synthetic piss from your local smoke shop or did you not have the money to buy it? To be honest the previous method of obtaining piss to attempt to pass your drug test seems the easier route don’t you think.. Like we always say … Ladies and gentlemen: DONT DO METH!!

source:nypost.com

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