Fuckery We Missed: Projectile Pooper Pleads Guilty For Not Staying Home!! (4/18/2020)

Nasty Bitch Projectile Poops After Being Caught Shoplifting At Walmart!!

Excerpt From Article:

The report later mentions that Dearing had called an Uber driver to pick her up from the truck stop to take her to the Walmart. Officers confirmed that by speaking with the Uber driver, who said she’d driven her to the Walmart the prior day, as well.

It was determined that Dearing had taken $238.79 worth of items.

The report notes that when “Ms. Brown” learned she was being placed under arrest, she stood up and started “screaming in an unidentified language.”

“She then proceeded to pull the dress she was wearing up, exposing her body underneath and again started projectile defacating all over the office,” the report reads. “[The officer] backed up into the corner in the office to avoid the flying feces and called for backup. The female continued to hold her dress up and kept yelling and screaming at everyone around. After she put her dress down, she kept saying that she had the Coronavirus and wanted treatment.”

After putting Dearing in cuffs, she became combative and tried to pull away from officers before again defacating at the entrance of the Walmart.
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WHO THE FUCK DOES FUCKERY LIKE THIS!! UNBELIEVABLE!!

source:themountaineer.com

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