#TBT Fuckery: Man Confesses To Murdering 84 Year Old Woman To A Coworker!! Man Asked Coworker To “Pinky Swear” Not To Tell Anyone!!! (8/23/2018)

(Originally Posted 4/29/2017)

Wouldn’t it be something if this man turns around and attempts to sue this man for breaking this “pinky swear”? Sadly I could see some fuckery like this happening!

source:wkbn.com

Wouldn’t it be something if this man turns around and attempts to sue this man for breaking this “pinky swear”? Sadly I could see some fuckery like this happening!

source:wkbn.com

Fuckery We Missed: 3 Pa. Men Facing More Than 1,400 Counts Of Allegedly Having Sex With Dogs, Horses, Cow & Goat!!! (8/23/2018)

3 Nasty Fucks Arrested For Fucking Farm Animals In PA

This has to be the biggest bestiality bust in history!! Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

(UPDATE 4/24/2019): These Men Are Facing Up To 41 Years In Prison!!

see also:Man Who Fucked Horse Said It Gave Consent By Winking At Him!!

see also:Oregon Man Who Fucked Horse Was “Off His Medication”!!

see also:Pennsylvania Man Admitted To Fucking Miniature Horse “Several Times” Avoids Jail!!

see also:Deputy In Texas Accused Of Making A Sextape With A Dog!!

see also:Man Caught Fucking A Pony Claims He May Have Been Drugged!!

source:pittsburgh.cbslocal.com

Fuckery We Missed: Burglar Strips Naked Before Robbing New York Restaurant!! (8/22/2018)

Buglar Strips Before Robbing Resturant!!

Here’s our hypothesis.. This man was high on drugs and thought if he took off his clothes he couldn’t be seen!!

source:myfox8.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Pulls Fire Alarm Because She Needed A Ride Home!!! (8/22/2018)

Woman Needs A Ride Home, Pulls Fired Alarm!!

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

A Martin County sheriff’s deputy about 12:27 a.m. went to an address in the 200 block of Northeast Edgewater Drive after a report of a suspicious person.

A woman reportedly was knocking on a door and asking for police to be called because her phone was dead.

A deputy couldn’t find the woman, but the deputy heard a fire alarm at a nearby building.

“While pulling up to the building I observed a female on the fourth floor attempting to flag me down,” the affidavit states.

The woman, identified as Dequaisia Taylor, 20, said friends dropped her off, her phone was dead and she needed to go home.

She said she pulled the fire alarm to get the attention of someone.

Taylor said her home was in Broward County, but didn’t know the address. She had a South Carolina driver’s license, but was unaware of her address there.

Taylor was arrested on a false fire alarm charge and taken to the Martin County Jail.
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We’ll give you a pass if it somehow comes to light that you were intoxicated during this incident of fuckery because your logic certainly sounds like drunk/high logic!!

source:tcpalm.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Jailed After Attacking Woman With Biscuit!!! (8/22/2018)

Man Attacks Ex-Girlfriend With Biscuit!!

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

NASHVILLE, Tenn. – A man has been arrested after allegedly attacking a woman with a biscuit in Nashville.

An affidavit from Metro Nashville Police said officers were called to 2301 Murfreesboro Pike on August 19 in response to a domestic disturbance.

A woman told police that she was in the backseat of her boyfriend’s car when the suspect threw a biscuit that hit her in the face, causing it to hurt.

When they left the area, the suspect allegedly charged after her and punched the hood of the car, leaving a large dent. He then yelled, “I’ll kill you mother f***er,” the police report said.

The victim said she was “very much in fear” and believed she would have been hurt had her boyfriend and another person not intervened.

Police later arrested Jeffrey L. Tomerlin on a charge of public intoxication. Officers said he smelled of alcohol and his level of intoxication was so high that he may have been a danger to himself.

The affidavit also said he was an “unreasonable annoyance” to people in the area. He was eventually taken to an area hospital because police said he kept banging his head on the patrol car windows.
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Nothing more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!! For more domestic disputes involving food as a weapon please feel free to view the see also links below!!

see also:Man Arrested For Assaulting Girlfriend With Taco!!

see also:Potential Mugshot Of The Year: Man Charged With Domestic Violence For Allegedly Attacking Woman With Pizza!!!

see also:Florida Man Arrested For Attacking Girlfriend With A Piece Of Chicken!!!

source:newschannel5.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Virginia Boy, 13, Accused Of Lighting Teen On Fire In Cookout Dispute!!! (8/22/2018)

Teen Sets Teen On Fire Over Dispute About Who Would Light Charcoal!!

Unbelievable.. We at humanfuckery.com wish this teen a speedy recovery!!

source:wsls.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Caught On Camera: Chinese Delivery Man Eats Customer’s Meal, Fired!!! (8/21/2018)

Chinese Delievery Man Caught Eating Customers Meal!!!

YES…. This nasty fuck should have been fired for pulling fuckery like this…. We’ve seen an incident of fuckery like this before except in this case it was a domino’s delivery man! For more info check out the see also link below!

see also:Security Footage Captures Domino’s Pizza Delivery Driver Eating Pizza Toppings Off Pizza Out For Delivery!!

source:ndtv.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 12 Year Old Detroit Girl Severely Burned Attempting ‘Fire Challenge’!! (8/21/2018)

Failed Fire Challenge!!

Damn people are still attempting to do this stupid shit!!! It’s a damn shame that some people will imitate anything they see on the net! We at humanfuckery.com wish this poor child a speedy recovery!

source:fox2detroit.com

Fuckery We Missed: 81 Year Old Topless Florida Woman Busted Drinking Boxed Wine In Park!! (8/21/2018)

81 Year Old Topless Woman Busted Drinking Boxed Wine In Park!

Excerpt From Article:

Shirtless octogenarian Mary Ellen Stewart, cops say, was sitting on a bench “in view of the public” when they approached her around 7:40 AM. Stewart, who was on the property of a St. Petersburg hospital, had her breasts “completely exposed” and “security and nursing staff witnessed this,” a sheriff’s deputy reported in an arrest affidavit.

Stewart, a deputy noted, “held the box of wine over her head and began to drink from the spout.” When officers sought to confiscate the wine, Stewart allegedly “began to shake the box intentionally towards deputies” in an attempt to splash them with the pink-hued liquid.
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Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:thesmokinggun.com

Fuckery We Missed: “Jesus is coming” 16 Month Old Boy Stabbed To Death By Father!! (8/21/2018)

Father Fatally Stabs 16 Month Child!!!

We commend the ones who attempted to thwart this man’s slaying of his own child, it’s a damn shame that this man wasn’t stopped! We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the ones who love this child…

source:fox4news.com