Fuckery.NewsWoman Shot In Head While In Mcd’s Drive Thru!!
We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the ones who love this woman! It will only be a matter of time before this fucktard is caught and this family can get the justice they deserve from this senseless act!!
source:news4jax.com
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11 Smarthphones Attached To Bike To Play Pokemon Go!!
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Chen San-yuan, 70, uses 11 smartphones to catch the virtual monsters. Pictures showed him the in a park in New Taipei City, Taiwan, with his unusual set up.
He mounts the phones on his bike, charged by a bag of batteries, and spends all his spare time catching Pokemon on streets or in parks. Chen loves the mobile game so much sometimes he doesn’t return home until 4am. And he’s not done yet. Chen, who is affectionately known as ‘Uncle Pokemon’, wants to increase his smartphones to 15. That would mean an increase to his bill for his hobby, which currently costs him £1,165 a month.
But it’s all worth it because Chen believes the game helps him prevent Alzheimer’s disease. He also gets to make friends with other players. Chen got hooked on Pokemon Go in 2016 when his grandson taught him how to play
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Wait… People are still playing Pokemon go??? If this man is playing Pokemon Go with 11 phones wouldn’t you think he’d be close to cathing them all by now!! Also in case you are wondering how much this man’s phone bill is monthly in US dollars its roughly about $1500!! Whoa!!!
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source:metro.co.uk
Originally Posted 4/22/2017)
Tooth Extraction While Riding Hoverboard
We want to see the footage of this fuckery!!! I guess this doctor just is really adept at what he does and he felt like attempting to make things difficult for himself that day!! Whoever this dentist was working on that day is probably gonna have a sweet payday coming his/her way!
source:npr.org
Woman Steals Ambulance because She Was Tired Of Waiting!
Here we go again with some impatient fuck stealing an ambulance!! Unbelievable!!!
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source:wkyt.com
Man Caught Fucking A Pony Claims He Was Drugged!!
Excerpt From Article:
Authorities allege that Tyler Schlosser, 29, was 40 minutes from his Pryor, Oklahoma, home around 8:45 a.m. on Wednesday, and on the clock for a local utility company, when he pulled his company truck over at the intersection of County Road 4190 and Montrose Street in the town of Inola.
There in the horse pen off the road, the parent and her child started videotaping the utility worker allegedly “standing behind the pony full nude” and engaging in “what looked like he was having sex with the animal,” according to a Rogers County Sheriff’s Office affidavit obtained by Newsweek.
When they began to record him with cell phones, Schlosser, the affidavit states, “stopped what he was doing and started walking towards them.”
The married utility worker was taken into custody and charged with bestiality and indecent exposure, according to the affidavit.
Schlosser’s step-grandfather James Hester told Newsweek that the young man has no memory of what happened and he suspects that he was drugged.
“Well, the only thing we can figure out is someone had drugged him,” he said.
Before allegedly being caught in the buff with the pony, Hester said that Schlosser bought a soda and became ill instantly after a few sips.
“I think somebody put something in a bottle of pop he had,” he said. “He got sick after he bought that pop and he just lost it.”
Rogers County Sheriff Scott Walton confirmed that Schlosser exhibited strange behavior that suggested he was heavily inebriated.
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Here we go again with some sick fuck fucking a horse..
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source:newsweek.com
Man Flys Nazi Flag Because Neighbor HACKED His Wifi!!
Flying a nazi flag because your neighbor allegedly hacked your WiFi is just plain foolish… From the way a random stranger yelled at this man while this news crew was interviewing him one can assume this flag isn’t about a WiFi dispute and that this man truly lives by nazi ideas and idiologies.
source:spectrumlocalnews.com
Flordia Woman Teweaking On Meth Gets Naked At Park Because Of A Giant Spider!!!
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ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — A Florida woman was arrested on Sunday after police say she stripped naked and ran around at a public park because she believed a giant spider was on her and she had to get away from it.
St. Petersburg Police arrested 40-year-old Danielle Teeples on Sunday at Bartlett Park around 2:15 p.m. Police say that Teeples was completely nude and that there were numerous people in the park at the time of the incident.
Police say that traffic on 4th Street South was heavy at the time of the incident and that numerous vehicles were slowing and hoking at Teeples as they saw her behavior.
According to an arrest report, Teeples was “acting erratically and rubbing her hair and breasts while screaming and running between two trees.”
St. Pete Police say Teeples initially refused to get dressed after police contacted her.
Post Miranda, police say that Teeples admitted to recently using drugs such as crack cocaine, spice and crystal meth. She also said that she believed a giant spider was on her and she had to get away from it.
Teeples was arrested and charged with exposure of sexual organs.
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We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again… Ladies and Gentelman… DONT DO METH!!! For more incidents of fuckery involving meth feel free to view the see also links below!!
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source:abcactionnews.com
Mother Who Left Childeren In Hot Car Gets Into Fight With Person Who Called 911 On Her!!
This mom can only be mad at herself for this fuckery! We at humanfuckery.com commend the fast thinking good samaritan who got these kids out of this hot car!
source:wwltv.com