Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Arrested After Giving TV Interview About Body In Creek….. It Was His Mother!!! (6/7/2018)

Man Arrested After Giving TV Interview About Body In Creek….. It Was His Mother!!

At A LOSS FOR WORDS WITH THIS FUCKERY!!!

source:cbs17.com

Fuckery We Missed: Florida Man’s Racist Neighbor Set Fire To Car Because It Was To Flashy!!! (6/6/2018)

Car To Flashy???

If you were to look up the definition of hater in the dictionary a picture of Mr. Minor would be there!! Mr. Minor should be facing hate crime charges without any doubt!!!

source:clickorlando.com

Fuckery We Missed: Minnesota Woman’s Crazy Obituary!!! (6/6/2018)

Crazy Obit!!!

Yeah this obituary is pretty bad but we’ve seen two other obituaries where family members gave zero fucks and aired their deceased family members dirty laundry for all to view!!

see also:This Man’s Crazy Obituary!!

see also:This Woman’s Crazy Obituary!!

source:fox9.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Australian Church Unintentionally Posts Risque Sign!!! (6/6/2018)

Forgiveness Is Swallowing When You’d Rather Spit!!

We’ve seen this multiple times before and this sign never gets old!!!

see also:Florida Church Changes Sign After Message Misinterpreted As Sexual!!

see also:Witty Sign Outside Chapel!!!

source:brisbanetimes.com.au

Today’s HumanFuckery: Texas Death Row Inmate Removed His Own Eye Ball And Ate It!! (6/6/2018)

Texas Death Row Inmate Removed His Own Eye Ball And Ate It!
Nothing much to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!!

source:dfw.cbslocal.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Virginia Police Chase Stolen Armored Personnel Carrier Through Richmond!! (6/6/2018)

Virginia Police Chase Stolen Armored Personnel Carrier Through Richmond!!

Some solider must of got bored.. Nothing much more to say in this incident of fuckery!

(UPDATE 6/7/2018):NEW DETAILS On Suspect In This Link!!!

sources:wsvn.com wric.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Car Thief Trippin On LSD Thought He Was Playing ‘Grand Theft Auto’ As He Led Cops On Chase!!! (6/5/2018)

Car Thief Trippin On LSD Thought He Was Playing ‘Grand Theft Auto’ As He Led Cops On Chase!!

Excerpt From Article:

A Grants Pass man told police he’d taken LSD and thought he was living a real-life version of video game “Grand Theft Auto” when he stole a car in front of patrol deputies and led them on an over 40-mile-long chase through Jackson County on Saturday, authorities say.

Two county deputies were awaiting a tow truck to haul away a 2003 Toyota Camry along Oregon 66 and Emigrant Lake Road after arresting the driver on an unrelated drunken driving case, when 23-year-old Anthony J. Clark got inside around 8:25 p.m., according to the sheriff’s office. He then drove off, evading one deputy’s efforts to stop him.

While speeding through Ashland, Talent and Phoenix, Clark crashed through chain link fences off the roadway, ran over spike strips twice and drove the wrong way down several roads, the sheriff’s office said. After several attempts, a patrol car managed to bump the rear of the Toyota and cause Clark to spin out in Medford.

Clark tried hitting a patrol car, then ran from the Toyota. He fled into a mobile home park and was arrested by police as he was trying to steal another car, the sheriff’s office said.

The sheriff’s office reported no one being hurt during the chase.

Clark admitted to the drug use and apparently hallucinating while being interviewed by authorities, the sheriff’s office said.
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We rate this man’s chase a 3 out of 6 stars.. If only this man entered R2, R2, L1, R2, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down he could of easily got away with this fuckery!!!

source:oregonlive.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Tries To Cure Constipation By Shoving Eggplant Up His ASS!!! (6/5/2018)

Man Attempts To Cure Constipation By Putting Eggplant In ASS!!

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

Most would visit a doctor, but one 50-year-old man in China decided on an altogether different course of action – he shoved a giant aubergine up his anus.

There’s no evidence to suggest aubergines have ever served as a constipation remedy of this kind.

And this particular homemade solution proved unsurprisingly ineffective.

Once the constipated man had managed to get the 30cm long vegetable up inside his rectum and beyond, he began to experience further pain and discomfort.

A further two days of nausea and vomiting followed before the man decided to do the sensible thing and visit the hospital.

Upon arrival, doctors conducted an X-ray scan to assess the damage.

What they discovered was genuinely shocking:

Not only had the man managed to push an aubergine all the way up inside himself, but he had pushed it so far the vegetable had begun to cause damage to one of his lungs.

As a result, the man was forced to go under the knife, as doctors attempted to remove the vegetable.

Thankfully they succeeded, with the man now recovering from his near-week-long ordeal.
It’s not the first time China has witnessed a case of this kind – one man previously attempted to treat his bowel issues by pushing a live eel up his anus.

Maybe just stick to laxatives next time.
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We honestly dont think this man was constipated, he probably was using this eggplant to get off!! If this man was constipated he could of taken a laxative of some sort rather than sticking a eggplant up his ass!! This isn’t the first time we’ve came across a Chinese man placing a foreign object up their ass to cure constipation, for more info check the see also link below!!

see also:Chinese Man Attempted To Cure His Constipation By Stuffing An Eel Up His ASS!!!

source:irishpost.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Upset With Wendy’s Order, Woman Hits Employee With Burger!!! (6/5/2018)

Upset With Wendy’s Order, Woman Hits Employee With Burger!

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

MIDDLETOWN, Conn. — A New Britain woman was arrested Friday after she was so angered by the mishandling of her Wendy’s order that she allegedly hit the cashier with her burger, according to Middletown police.

Holly Bartolotta, 50, of Pennsylvania Avenue, is charged with second-degree breach of peace after she allegedly caused a disturbance, along with another person she knew, at Wendy’s on Route 66/Washington Street on Friday.

Police said Bartolotta was upset that staff got her burger order wrong, so she yelled, swore and threw the sandwich at the employee. She also allegedly hit another customer during the incident.

At police headquarters, Bartolotta told authorities she was upset about the mistake and became more so by the way employees tried to resolve the incident, the report said.

“She was also emotional about having to put her dog down,” according to the report.

Bartolotta was issued a summons to return to Superior Court in Middletown on June 15.
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It’s not that hard to ask for a sandwhich to be remade due to it not being fixed to your liking.. Assualting a worker and a customer over an error is just down right stupid!!

see also:58 Year Old Man Threatened To Kill A Wendy’s Employee Because His Salad Didn’t Contain Enough Cucumbers!!

see also:Woman Upset Over Fries At Wendy’s Maced Drive Thru Employee!!

source:ctpost.com

Fuckery We Missed: Teen Steals Bus While In Police Custody Proceeds To Lead Authorities On Chase!! (6/5/2018)

Teen Steals Bus While In Police Custody Proceeds To Lead Authorities On Chase!

Zero fucks were given that day by this teen!!

source:abc3340.com