Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Refuses To Explain Human Skull In Trunk, Police Say, And Is Arrested!! (11/28/2017)

Man Found With Meth And A Human SKULL!!!

Excerpt From Article:

When Davis did reveal his identity, the officer learned that he had a suspended driver’s license, triggering a search of the car, officials said. During the search, police found methamphetamines hidden behind the gas tank door and a human skull in a bag in the trunk.
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This fuckery speaks for itself!!!

see also:Woman Carrying Skull On Stick Leads Authorities To Decomposed Body!!

source:latimes.com

Fuckery We Missed: Visually Impaired And Autistic Man Killed By Stranger Who Pushed Man Into Traffic!!! (11/28/2017)

Stranger Pushes Disabled Man Into Traffic!!

We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to this man’s family and friends.. The fucker who did this horrendous act is the epitome of human fuckery!

source:miami.cbslocal.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 8 Year Old Indiana Girl Steals Mom’s Jeep, Leads Police On Chase!!! (11/27/2017)

8 Year Old’s Joyride!!!

These kids are getting more brazen in stealing cars… I wish back at that age I had the gall to do such things because what child didn’t want to drive a car??? Could it be possible these kids actions are due to the popularity of GTA? We usually attach the YouTube clip of Latarian Milton A.K.A ”Mr. I wanted to do hood rat things with my friends” to this video but we’ve worn holes in that video!!! Thankfully no one was injured in this incident of fuckery!!! For more post of kids pulling GTA’S feel free to visit the see also links below!!

see also:Kiddie Car Thieves: 5 Year Old And 3 Year Old Steal Family Car To Visit Grandam!!!

see also:10 Year Old Girl Steals Car From YMCA!!

see also:11 Year Old Boy In Canada Takes Family Van For Joyride!!

source:theindychannel.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Surgeons Find 263 Coins In Man’s Stomach!!! (11/27/2017)

263 Coins And 100 Nails And Dozens Of Razor Blades Found In Man’s Stomach!!

Excerpt From Article:

Mr Khan’s family think he began to eat metal objects after developing depression but said he did not inform anyone of his bizarre eating habits. Doctors said Mr Khan worked as a driver and would often swallow coins given to him by customers. He had been complaining of stomach pains for three months.
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Hopefully this man breaks out of his funk..Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:metro.co.uk

Today’s HumanFuckery: Sexisland.co Party Goers Are Having A BLAST!!! Party Goers Paid $10,000 Each To Stay Three MORE Days!!!

Sexisland.co Party A SUCCESS!!!

We wanna offer sexisland.co a piece of advice.. Keep the party at the set number you had this year… Next year auction off the spots and let the the party goers who were there last year have first crack at the auction then the newbies…

see also:Island Resort Offer Guest Copious Amounts Of Cocaine, Free Alcohol And ‘Unlimited Sex’ With Prostitutes!!!

source:mirror.co.uk

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man ‘Surfing’ On Car Roof Killed And 11 Others Injured In Crash!!! (11/27/2017)

Man Dies”Car Surfing”On Top Of Jeep!!!
We chose to repost the whole article due to it being short:

(PICHER, Okla.) — One man has died and 11 others were injured after a Jeep Cherokee with three people car surfing on the roof swerved off an Oklahoma road and crashed.

The Oklahoma Highway Patrol says 27-year-old Bryan Mitchel McGuirk of Miami, Oklahoma, died Saturday evening in Tulsa of injuries sustained in the accident Friday. He was riding on the roof and was ejected 20 feet.

Also on the roof were 27-year-old Adrian Diane Ellison and 20-year-old Brandon Carter, both from Columbus, Kansas. Ellison was ejected 100 feet and is hospitalized in fair condition. Carter was treated and released.

The trooper’s report says that there were 9 others in the vehicle. The vehicle swerved off a gravel road into a ditch, grazed a tree and struck another tree before landing on its top.
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Folks, we have to use better judgement than this!! We probably can assume that all of these people were under the influence of something!! Please folks..Don’t make this stupid stunt a new trend!!!

source:kansascity.com

Fuckery We Missed: Student Catches Teacher Doing Drugs In Classroom!!! (11/27/2017)

Teacher Caught Snorting Mixture Of Coke And Heroin In Classroom!!!

This fuckery speaks for itself… Unfortunately this isn’t the first time we’ve seen teachers getting fucked up on school time!!! View the see also links below for more incidents of fuckery like this one!!!

see also:Two Incidents Of Fuckery That Involved Teachers And Heroin!!!

see also:Subsitute Teacher Pukes In Classroom Due To Being Intoxicated, Also Had Box Of Wine In Purse!!!

source:chicago.cbslocal.com

Fuckery We Missed: 86 Year Old Woman Charged In Bank Robbery!!! (11/27/2017)

86 Year Old Bank Robber!!!

She’s old enough to know better… We are curious to know what type of sentencing she will be facing due to her age… We are guessing she maybe placed on house arrest for this!!

source:fox29.com

Happy Thanksgiving From Humanfuckery.com (11/23/2017)

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours from humanfuckery.com!! Everyone have a safe and happy holiday!!!

We will be taking a short hiatus until the end of this holiday weekend!

Repost: Woman Offers Undercover Officer A Blowjob For 2 Soft Tacos From Taco Bell!!! (11/23/2017)

(Originally Posted 2/18/2017)

Tacos valued at $2.14

I honestly wanna know what the connection is with prostitutes and Mexican food (I dont really qualify Taco Bell as true Mexican food)? For those of you that are new to the site we covered a story a while back about a prostitute who wanted nachos and money in exchange for her services. FYI:The lady who offered the officer a bj for two tacos is the lady in the top row on the right!

source:news4jax.com