Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Trades Food Stamps For ‘Elephant Tranquilizer,’ Fatally Doses Another! (10/4/2017)

Food Stamps Traded For Elephant Tranquilizer!

This seems like a legit trade! It’s a damn shame someone took this shit for fun!

source:usatoday.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Grandfather Accused of Stabbing 12-Year-Old Grandson over Doughnut!!! (10/4/2017)

Grandpa Stabs Grandson Over Doughnuts!!

Was this the last doughnut? What kind of doughnut was it? Why grandpa, Why? We at humanfuckery.com wish this boy a speedy recovery.. Your grandpa’s is old enough to know that this fuckery is uncalled for!!!

source:wnep.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Neighbors Never Knew Michigan Couple Kept Disabled Sex Slave In Shed!! (10/4/2017)

Couple Keep Disabled Sex Slave Locked In Shed!!!

One can only hope that these two become sex slaves in the pen!! Honestly we can see this dude becoming someone’s bitch in prison because he looks soft as fuck, his wife on the other hand looks as if she will eat someone’s face off…

(UPDATE 5/22/2019):This Couple Was Sentenced For This Fuckery!!!

source:fox2detroit.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Oregon Man Who Keeps Masturbating In Public Gets 2 And A Half Years In Prison!! (10/3/2017)

2.5 Years For Serial Masturbater
Excerpt From Article:

A 24-year-old man who has been convicted of masturbating in public at least five times in the past two years was sentenced to 2.5 years in prison Friday.

William James Wimberly Jr. was arrested most recently in February, after he was spotted strolling the aisles of a Portland baby clothing store while masturbating in front of two women.

Just 11 days before that arrest, Wimberly had been sentenced to probation for masturbating in front of strangers in a string of incidents.
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This fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:oregonlive.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Texas School Teacher Arrested Again, This Time She Is Accused Of Slapping 5 Year Old Student!! (10/3/2017)

Teacher Slaps 5 Year Old Student

This teacher was arrested previously for allegedly pinching a student… Hopefully her latest stunt will land her in jail!! Unfortunately this isn’t the first time we’ve seen incidents like this with teachers/daycare workers placing their hands on children!! View the see also links below for more fuckery!!!

see also:Daycare Worker Caught On Video Pushing 4 Year Old Child Down Stairs!!!

see also:California P.E. Teacher Accused Of Choking Children With Jump Rope!!

see also:Daycare Worker Caught On Tape Physically Abusing 4 Year Old Child!

See also:Bus Aide Caught On Camera Slapping An Autistic 6 Year Old Girl!

source:kfoxtv.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Houston Man Beheads Own Mom!!! (10/3/2017)

Houston Man Beheads Own Mom

We at humanfuckery.com would like to send this family our condolences…

see also:18 Year Old Beheads His Own Mother!!! Tells Dispatchers He Did IT “Because I Felt Like It”

see also:Man Beheads His Mother, Then Takes A Selfie With Dismembered Head!!!

source:chron.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: More Than 50 Killed In Las Vegas Shooting!!! (10/2/2017)

More Than 50 Killed In Las Vegas Attack

We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to the 59 victim’s family and friends! We also wish the 500 injured parties a speedy recovery.

source:usatoday.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Music Teacher From Southern California CONTAMINATES Flutes With His Own Cum!!! (10/1/2017)

Flutes CONTAMINATED With Cum!!!

We can only hope that this vile piece of shit gets manhandled by Bubba & Friends in prison!

source:nbclosangeles.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Woman Suspected Of Putting Glass Into Food To Get Free Meals!!! (10/1/2017)

Woman Suspected Of Putting Glass In Food To Get Free Meals

Excerpt From Article:

Police say the woman has eaten at 10 different restaurants in recent weeks, complaining each time of glass after eating most of her meal. However, investigators believe the woman put glass in the food to persuade the restaurants not to charge her for her food, Stuart Police Sgt. Michael Gerwan said.
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This bitch needs to go find a god damn hobby… Who has the time or the energy to scheme fuckery like this!

source:palmbeachpost.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: California P.E. Teacher Accused Of Choking Children With Jump Rope!!! (10/1/2017)

Gym Teacher Uses Jump Rope To Choke Children!!

Hopefully none of these chidren were persons of color, if so you can tack on a hate crime with the rest of your felony counts!

source:abc30.com