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Even a thief got caught up in the fever pitch of the Great American Eclipse!! This year there’s been a rash of robbers who got sidetracked by something while attempting their heists,feel free to view the see also links below for more examples!!
see also:Burglar Drinks Whiskey, Eats Muffins, And Falls Asleep Naked!!!
see also:Burglar Caught Frying Chicken In Women’s Home!!!
see also:Woman Catches Burglars Having Sex On Her Couch
source:http:orlandosentinel.com
Left Kids In Car While Drinking At Bar!!
I’m willing to bet that this mom was attempting to close the deal on some dick but you know she couldn’t secure a babysitter for a few hours, so…. she chose to keep the kids in the car instead!!!
source:wptv.com
3 Girls Under The Age Of 10 Murdered By Family Member!!!
We came across this story when it originally broke and we haven’t checked back until today! We at humanfuckery.com simply wanna send our condolences to this whole family, this whole incident is senseless and uncalled for!
source:baltimore.cbslocal.com
Stories like this one and the ones listed in the see also links below are the reason I don’t want my kids in any sort of daycare!!!
see also:Daycare Worker Caught On Video Pushing 4 Year Old Child Down Stairs!!!
see also:Daycare Worker In Texas Caught On Tape Slamming 4 Year Old Child’s Head To The Floor!!!
see also:Daycare Worker Caught Breastfeeding Kid That Isn’t Her’s!!!
source:fox2now.com
Excerpt From Article:
For more than a decade, Jonathan Burgett believed his wife, Monika, was a doctor.
It’s not clear she even graduated from college.
She also was able to convince him that their young son, now 5 years old, had cancer.
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This lady is sick!!! Speaking from my own personal experience with a pathological liar on the same tier as this bitch the best bet for this man is to realize that there is no helping this psychopath and its best to just attempt to move forward and do your best to get over her fraudulent ways!! This isn’t the first time we’ve seen people lying about cancer, for more examples feel free to visit the see also links below!!!
see also:Woman From Alabama Arrested For Faking Cancer!!!
see also:College Student Accused Of Faking Cancer!!!
see also:Server At Olive Garden Claimed To Have Cancer To Receive Bigger Tips!!!
source:usatoday.com
Dog With Swastika Painted On Head!!
How fucked up do you have to be to do something like this to a dog!!!
source:12news.com
Dayum!!!! These 3 dudes destroyed this man’s face, which they should have.. We at humanfuckery.com wanna commend these three for their bravery and we would also like to thank you for rearranging this man’s face and giving the world this splendid mugshot!!
source:krqe.com
I’m pretty sure that this zoo had another incident like this except that some fucktard decided they wanted to get closer to the tigers!!!
see also:Man Brags About Touching Tiger At Denver Zoo!!
see also:Frugal Zoo Goer Climbs Fence To Avoid Paying Ticket Price!! Ends Up Mauled By Tiger!!
source:denverpost.com
18 Year Old Sexually Assaults 4 Year Old
I seriously find it hard to believe that this young lady couldn’t find some horny teenage boy to mess around with….REALLY!!!
source:kens5.com
Excerpt From Article:
The child’s mother told a detective she was aware of the allegations in December of that year, but didn’t report them because “she had a hectic work schedule” and Morrow denied touching her child, the release said.
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So you mean to tell me she couldn’t have called the authorities on her way to and from work, on any of her breaks, at work from the business line (act like she was on a business call),or requested a officer come to her job and interview her there? This lady only received 8 years of probation for this fuckery!!!
source:ajc.com