Today’s HumanFuckery: Suspect Disrobes In Patrol Car, Spits His Own SHIT At Officers!! (7/26/2017)

Spitting His OWN Shit!!

Human fuckery point, blank, PERIOD!!!

see also:San Antonio Officer Attempts To Feed Homeless Person A Shit Sandwich!!

source:fox40.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man On Drugs Arrested After Driving Doorless Car With Axe In Roof, No Windshield!! (7/26/2017)

Doorless Car With Axe In Roof, No Windshield

Have any of you seen the memes that are captioned ” what are you doing after smoking this”?

Ladies And Gents: Jared is a real life example of the popular meme!!!

source:wivb.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 2 Men Asked Off Duty Cop For Coke… Men Then Proceed To Get Cash For Drugs At Police Station ATM!!! (7/26/2017)

Men Attempt To Buy Coke From Off Duty Cop!!

We came across this story yesterday but there wasn’t a mugshot of these two… Well there is today!!!!!! Nothing much more to say about this incident of fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!

source:courant.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Flexin’ On Facebook Hours Before He And His Mother Were Killed!!! (7/26/2017)

Double Murder

This story should pose as a cautionary tale for some of you folks out there who think it is a good idea to be braggadocious on social media.. We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to the victims family and friends.. We are truly sorry for your loss!

source:usatoday.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Stabbed To Death For Flipping The Bird At People Involved In Bronx Car Accident!! (7/26/2017)

Man Fatally Stabbed For Flipping The Bird!

This shit is just senseless!!! I thought flipping the bird in New York was the equivalant of waving hello!!! We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to this victim’s family and friends…

source:nydailynews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Michigan Baby Died After Days Strapped In Car Seat Without Food!!! (7/26/2017)

Lovily K. Johnson Charged With Felony Murder And First Degree Child Abuse

You honestly think Lovily forgot to eat the days she knowingly didn’t feed her poor child???? Enjoy the rest of your life in prison!

(UPDATE 1/28/2019): This Woman Will Spend The Next 20 To 80 Years In Prison!!

sources:freep.com woodtv.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 18 Year Old Dad Arrested After Leaving 16 Day Old Son In California Parking Lot!!! (7/26/2017)

16 Day Old Baby Found In Parking Lot

Of course these kids nowadays have no clue about baby safe havens!! We all should be thankful that this baby was found alive and that this “father” has been arrested!!

source:sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Kansas Woman Tries To Kill Bug With A Lighter And Ends Up Setting Her Apartment On Fire!! (7/25/2017)

Woman Sets Her Apartment On Fire Attempting To Kill Bug With Lighter!!

What happened to using a shoe, magazine/newspaper, or the capture and release method? This lady’s action aren’t shocking at all , we’ve covered numerous accounts of people attempting to do the same thing this lady did with the same results!!! Please feel free to view the see also links below!

see also:Man Tries To Use Fireworks To Take Out Bees’ Nest, Burns Garage Down Instead

see also:Fire Set To Scare Off Opossums Destroys Man’s House!

see also:Man Started Fire To Rid Home Of Snakes!!

see also:Man Burns Down Parents House While Trying To Exterminate Ants With Matches!!!

source:washingtonpost.com

HodgePodge Fuckery: Clean Trash Off The Street, Get Free Weed In Maine!! (7/25/2017)

Medical Marijuana Center In Maine Offers Weed In Exchange For Cleaning Trash Off Streets!

Just imagine if all the dispensary/medical marijuana centers in a state that has weed legalized did this program every other week.. That state would defiantly be the cleanest in the USA!

source:khou.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Caught Beating Of While Waiting For Wife Outside Supermarket!! (7/25/2017)

Man Caught Beating Off In Grocery Store Parking Lot

You gotta think the average person spends about 30-40 mins grocery shopping if it isn’t a quick trip… This man was just trying to capitalize on some down time in his day!!

see also:Italian Man Kicked Out Of Australia For Beating Off In Front Of 8 Year Old Child In Supermarket!!!

source:nzherald.co.nz