Today’s HumanFuckery: This Woman’s Crazy Obituary!! (7/8/2017)

Crazy Obituary!!

Sadly, we’ve seen someone publish a worse obituary than this one!! We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to this woman’s family and friends, we are sorry for your loss! We also hope you guys can pinpoint the person who did this slanderous act!

see also:This Man’s Crazy Obituary!!

source:newschannel9.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Home Depot Employee Says He Was Fired For Trying To Save A Child From A Possible Kidnapping!! (7/8/2017)

Home Depot Employee Thwarts Possible Kidnapping, Losses Job

Someone in Portland should offer this man a job due to his heroic efforts!!! I know one place right off the bat that should hire him… LOWES!!!

source:kgw.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 43 Year Old Married Teacher Accused Of Adopting 15 Year Old Student So She Could Have Sex With Him ”Almost Everyday”!!! (7/8/2017)

Adopted For Sex???

Nothing much to say about this, the fuckery speaks for itself!

source:foxnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Assaults Flight Attendant 1 Hour After Take Off On A Delta Air Lines Flight From Seattle To Beijing!!! (7/8/2017)

“They Broke Two Bottles Of Wine On His Head!!!”

This has to be one of the craziest years yet for every major US airlines, its seems as if we cant go a week without some sort of fuckery on a plane!!!

see also:Man Kicked Off Delta Flight For Using Bathroom While Plane Was Delayed For Take Off!!

see also:Southwest Airlines Flight Diverted After Passenger Attempts To Open Emergency Door!!

see also:Man Attempts To Bite Flight Attendant Before Jumping Out Of Plane!!

source:kiro7.com

Fuckery Flashback: Cee-Lo Green- Fuck You (7/7/2017)

We decided to go with Cee-Lo Green’s smash hit Fuck You for this week’s Fuckery Flashback!! We felt as if the theme of the song seemed fitting for the Rob and Blac Chyna drama!! We’re sure that your’re sick of seeing Blac Chyna’s lady parts and that your probably sick of seeing Rob acting like a bitch airing out all their dirty laundry….. WE KNOW WE ARE!!!

Bonus track: Eamon – Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back)

We would have made this song this week’s Fuckery Flashback but due to the fact we’ve already made it a flashback we elected to go with Cee-lo.

Today’s HumanFuckery: Philadelphia Woman Posted Video Of Herself Pissing On A American Flag To Facebook!!! (7/6/2017)

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED

Pissing On American Flag!!!!

We at humanfuckery.com do not condone pissing on anything that isn’t a toilet! If you would like to view this fuckery you can view it below!! We are surprised that this video was easily found on YouTube!!!

see also:Slovak Girl Who Pissed On And Burned The Quran!!

source:metro.co.uk

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Strangled Woman For Not Making Steaks Fast Enough!! (7/6/2017)

Strangled Over Steaks Taking To Long!!

Couple questions on this one: Where is this man’s mugshot?? Who was this lady who got choked? Where did this fuckery happen? We will update this story if new developments develop!

see also:7 Year Old Boy Pisses On Neighbor’s Steaks From His Rooftop!!

source:pennlive.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Argument Over Dead Raccoon Ends In Man Being Shot In Leg Twice!! (7/6/2017)

Shooting Over Dead Raccoon!!

Which one of you Peta zealots shot this man? Personally, if I saw an individual walking down the street dragging a dead animal I wouldn’t get the sudden urge to stop and yell at him/her, I would probably do a quick double take and say to myself ” did I really just see that?”

source:komonews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: San Diego Kidnap Suspect Caught After Asking Neighbor For A Jump-Start!! (7/6/2017)

Kidnapping Prevented Due To Truck Not Starting!!!

We want to send this family major kudos for not murdering this kidnapper, I know for a fact if this was my child and this fuckery happened I would’ve beat that man to death!! We all should be thankful that this man’s truck didn’t start!!!

source:nbcsandiego.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Is This A New Robbery Trend?? (7/5/2017)

Ticca’s Message To The Robbers!!!

Maybe it is, maybe it is not… The true reason this video was posted was for Ticca Willms’ commentary!

source: wmcactionnews5.com