Today’s HumanFuckery: Texas Police Seize 600 Pounds Of Meth-Laced Lollipops!! (6/14/2017)

600 Pound Of Meth Lollipops Seized

Thank god that these lollipops didn’t hit the streets, this fuckery could of been very disastrous!!!

source:cnn.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Husband Who Robbed Bank To Escape Wife Is Sentenced To 6 Months Of Home Confinement! (6/14/2017)

Husband Robbed Bank To Escape Wife

We covered this story when it originally broke in January! Why is it that when you grow older with your spouse it seems as if you start to enjoy their company less and less? This simple observation makes me question if I should consider marriage or not!!

source:kansascity.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Caught On Camera Pissing And Shitting On House!!! (6/13/2017)

Pissing And Shitting On Home

Excerpt From Article:

“That’s when I saw it and I smelled it,” she said. “He had pooped and peed on our gate and near the gate.”

A closer look at the video showed exactly the moment it happened.

“He just pulled his pants down and started peeing on the gate then he pulled them down even further and decided to poop right next to the gate,” she said. “When you’re a grown adult and you poop and pee on someone’s property just because, there’s something wrong with that.”
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Sadly, this isnt the first time we covered an incident of fuckery like this…. View the see also links below for more fuckery with scat…. NASTY FUCKS!

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see also:San Antonio Officer Attempts To Feed Homeless Person A Shit Sandwich!!

source:click2houston.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Caught Shoplifting Said She Was Studying Kleptomania For A Term Paper! (6/13/2017)

Kleptomania

This fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:khq.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Father Kills Daughter While Showing Sons Guns “Can Kill”! (6/13/2017)

“He Shooted Her,” One Of The Boys Told Officers

I understand that you were trying to “teach” your kids gun safety, but I feel as if you should have started with this quote “Never point a gun at someone unless you plan to shoot them”! We at humanfuckery.com are truly sorry for your loss!

source:cbsnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Jacksonville Man Killed After Responding To Facebook Ad For Free Dog!! (6/13/2017)

Father Shot And Killed In Front Of Kids!

We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to this man’s family and friends!! We are truly sorry that this family had to witness their dad/fiance being shot right in front of them!!

source:actionnewsjax.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Two Prison Guards Are Dead After Being Shot And Killed By Prisoners Being Transported On Prison Bus!! (6/13/2017)

Prison Guards Killed!! Prisoners On The Run!!

This story sounds like something out of a movie! Nevertheless all of you in this area be on high alert for these two… Please do not attempt to play hero and try to apprehend these two!

source:11alive.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Calls 911 To Complain That Her Chicken Nuggets Weren’t Cooked Fast Enough!! (6/12/2017)

Woman Calls 911 Over Chicken Nuggets

How is this lady not arrested?? The man who called 911 for a ride to Hooters got arrested, so why isn’t she?

see also:Man Calls 911 For A Ride To Hooters!!

see also:Florida Prostitute Offers Undercover Cop A Blowjob For $25 And MCNuggets!!!

source:wfaa.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Two Incidents Of Fuckery That We Missed Last Month (6/12/2017)

Teen Attacks Preacher With A Bat

This minor attack wont slow him down..LOL.. The video of this attack is posted below! If your not interested in watching the whole video skip ahead to about the 7:00 mark!

Emergency Room Nurse Asks Patient If She Was A Prostitute And If Her Boyfriend Was A Pimp!!

Nurse Asks Patient If Shes A Prostitute And If Her Boyfriend Is Her Pimp!!!

Excerpt From The Article:

Araceli Lopez came to the emergency room with her boyfriend, Ulysses Parker, with an upset stomach on Monday when she wasn’t able to keep food down.

Lopez acknowledged that she had to look to her boyfriend to answer some personal questions when she was checking into the ER since she just recently moved to Colorado Springs, but said she has no idea why they’d make that assumption.

The hospital told 11 News they try to be vigilant about human trafficking and sometimes have to ask tough questions. The couple said what really upset them was what the nurse said afterwards.

When Parker confronted the nurse about the prostitution questions, he was recording on his cell phone

When the nurse responds, Parker, who is African-American, asks, “If I was white would you ask me if I was her pimp?”

The nurse, who did not know she was being recorded, responds, “No,” before saying “maybe.”

“What disturbed me about it was how quick she said no,” said Parker during an interview with 11 News.

“Apparently they felt like I was uncomfortable in the room answering the questions. I’m not really sure what set them off,” said Lopez.

Lopez said a nurse pulled her aside about 30 minutes after the couple showed up at the ER.

“[The nurse] began to question, asking if he was a pimp and if I was his prostitute and if I was really safe at home,” she said.
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We smell a potential lawsuit brewing! Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, the fuckery speaks for itself!

source:kktv.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Pregnant Woman Dragged Across Parking Lot After Attempting To Stop Thieves! (6/12/2017)

Pregnant Woman Attempting To Stop Car Thieves

I just asked my pregnant girlfriend what she would have done if she was 2 weeks away from her due date and this fuckery happened. Her answer was that she would have just said fuck it and given the car up, she wouldn’t risk the safety of herself or the baby! We are glad that this woman and her baby is ok!

source:wgntv.com