Today’s HumanFuckery: Officer Accused Of Offering To Dismiss Tickets In Exchange For Nude Photos!!! (5/20/2017)

Send Nudes

I’m willing to bet that this isn’t the only victim… We can only hope that this officer just doesn’t get a slap on the wrist for this…

see also:Marquice Prather: The NJ State Trooper Who Pulled Over Women To Ask Them Out

source:khou.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Times Square Mayhem!! (5/20/2017)

We at humanfuckery.com would be remiss if we didn’t mention anything about the incident of fuckery that happened at Times Square Thursday afternoon! We would like to send our condolences to the family and friends of the young lady who died! We would also like to wish all those who were injured a speedy recovery!!! If any of you out there wish to donate to the victim’s family, you can do so at this go fund me page!!

source:nbcnews.com

Fuckery Flashback: David After The Dentist (5/19/2017)

The reason I chose David After The Dentist for this weeks Fuckery Flashback is because in about 6 hours this will probably be me… I have to get a wisdom tooth extracted today and usually Novocaine makes goofy as hell!! If I’m not to out of it I will attempt to video tape myself!!

Everyone out there have a great weekend!!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Says He Stole Security System To Conceal Masturbation!!!!! (5/18/2017)

Attempt To Conceal Masturbation

This fuckery speaks for itself!!

see also:NYPD Detective Caught Scratchin His Dangus In Random Strangers Backyard

see also:Chargers Security Guard Scratching His Dangus

source:wchstv.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Brawl At High School Graduation!! (5/18/2017)

Graduation Brawl

Saw this video circulating on social media and… Finally we have the full back story of this fuckery. If I were one of the graduates marching in I would have stopped to watched this trainwreck…

source:fox13memphis.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Newborn Found With Sever Rat Bites!! (5/18/2017)

Baby Found With 100’s Of Rodent Bites

You being aware of your home having a rat problem and doing nothing about it is the epitome of human fuckery!! We all should be thankful that this child is not gonna be in possession of these to fucktards because this poor child would have no chance of survival with them!!!

source:ozarksfirst.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 17 Year Old Girl Attempts To Rob Bingo Game!!! (5/18/2017)

Botched Bingo Robbery

This fuckery speaks for itself!

source:wpxi.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: ‘I Just Snapped’ Man Shot 8 Times Over Hot Pockets!!! (5/18/2017)

Shooting Over Hot Pockets

Excerpt From Article:

Nathaniel Mathis asked his sister and her boyfriend, Rodney Benton, to pick up the Hot Pockets on June 11, 2016. But when they got to the store, the pepperoni Hot Pockets were sold out. Mathis’s sister called him and broke the news.

When the couple went to buy the other food using Mathis’s EBT card, they realized the PIN had been charged. He allowed her to use the card as compensation for rent, and his sister called back and fought about the card when it didn’t work.

The couple went home without the Hot Pockets, or any food.

When they got home, “the defendant was home and still upset when he approached the SUV”, a spokesperson for the Fulton County District Attorney said. Mathis approached the passenger side of his sister’s black GMC Envoy said, “You know what’s going on!” and shot Benton eight times.
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This story is the epitome of human fuckery!!!A Hot Pockets is definitely a new food item we covered that someone has gotten killed over… View the see also links below to see other stories that involve food and violence!!

see also:3 Teens Shoot Up Pizza Joint Due To Wrong Toppings On Pizza!!

see also:Man Fatally Shot Stepson Over Chili Dog

see also:Man Stabs Gas Station Employee Over Bad Chicken

see also:Man Attacks His Father With An Ax!! Incident Was Over Eating Too Much Pot Pie!!

source:11alive.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Betty Shelby Acquitted!!! No Charges In Shooting Death of Terence Crutcher!! (5/18/2017)

In case you need a refresher of what exactly happened in this case! Not gonna spend to much time on this…

source:nbcnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Sues Date For Texting During Movie!! (5/17/2017)

Sued For Texting During Movie!!

Just take the loss man, is this really worth your time and energy!! I understand your frustrations because I personally been on a movie date and had this happen.. We wish you luck, sir!

source:statesman.com