Today’s HumanFuckery: Florist Caught Stealing Flowers Off People’s Graves!! (4/30/2017)

Florist Caught On Camera Stealing Flowers From Graves!!

This florist has no respect for the dead! We understand why she did this..She’s getting her materials for free which makes every bouquet or whatever she makes with these stolen flowers a 100% profit on her end!! The things people do for the pursuit of profit baffles me!!!

source:nbcnewyork.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Italian Woman Faked Her Pregnancy And Bought A Baby From Another Woman For $21K!!! She Then Returned Baby Because It Was Mixed!!(4/30/2017)

Bought Baby Returned Due To Baby Being Mixed

NO RETURNS OR EXCHANGES ON BABIES!!! ALL SALES ARE FINAL!!!

see also:Couple Attempts To Sell Their Baby On Craigslist For $5K

source:bbc.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Mom Pulls Gun On Barber Because Her Son’s Haircut Took To Long!!! (4/29/2017)

Mom Pulls Gun On Barber

First thing that came to my mind after viewing this photo was this… I wonder if she pulls her piece on whoever does her hair if they are taking too long?? For those of you who dont know black women’s hair takes forever to do!!!

source:cleveland.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Two Louisiana Teachers Arrested For Bullying 11 Year Old Girl!!(4/29/2017)

Bully Teachers

Eh.. Two grown ass adults who should know better!!! This shit is unacceptable!!

source:cnn.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Disabled Man Forced To Crawl Out Of Fleet Farm!! (4/29/2017)

Man Denied Electric Cart

There is always that one person who works in retail who takes their job way too fuckin serious!! This lady’s decision to be a cunt should cost her beloved career at Fleet Farm!! We can only hope this man gets some sort of restitution from this incident of fuckery!

source:usatoday.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Arrested After Calling 911 To Request A Drug Dog!! (4/29/2017)

Man Needed Dog To Find His Heroin

This man needs to seek some help!! There isn’t much more to say about this fuckery, this shit speaks for itself!!

source:wcpo.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Confesses To Murdering 84 Year Old Woman To A Coworker!! Man Asked Coworker To “Pinky Swear” Not To Tell Anyone!! (4/29/2017)

Wouldn’t it be something if this man turns around and attempts to sue this man for breaking this “pinky swear”? Sadly I could see some fuckery like this happening!

source:wkbn.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Fyre Festival!!! (4/29/2017)

People Paid Thousands To Be Stranded In The Bahamas

Not gonna spend to much time on this fuckery!! This festival was a great idea but had very bad execution and planing!!

source:vice.com

Fuckery Flashback: Its All About That WHOOP WHOOP!! (4/28/2017)

Personally this is one of my favorite classic viral videos!! I feel like Lil Sis and Bub Rub were the only two people on the planet who altered their cars to do this fuckery! Honestly, can you name a person you know who did this to their car??

Humanfuckery.com hopes all of you out there have a great weekend! Be safe and please try and refrain from any incidents of fuckery!!! It is Friday!!!! WHOOP WHOOP!!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Obese Body Starts Fire In Funeral Home! (4/25/2017)

Freak Accident During Cremation Of Obese Body

You learn something new everyday, no clue that this could happen!!

source:wcpo.com