Today’s HumanFuckery: Principle Accuses Student Of Selling Sex Toys!!! (3/25/2017)

What type of sex toy did this principle think this was? I’m sure some sick fuck out there in this society has used one of these toys to get off, maybe this principle knows something we dont!!

source:abcactionnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Medical Assistant Recorded Elderly Couple Having Sex In Assisted Living Facility, Shared Hookup On Snapchat!! (3/25/2017)

Shared Elderly Couple Hooking Up On SnapChat

The things some people do for amusement!! There isn’t much to say about this fuckery but that this story is the epitome of human fuckery!

source:baynews9.com

Fuckery Flashback: 3 Of My Personal Favorite Chappelle Show Skits!(3/24/2017)

With Dave dropping his new comedy special on Netflix we at humanfuckery.com find it fitting to have this weeks Fuckery Flashback chronicle this comedic god! These 3 skits had me loosing my shit and I’m sure it had you doing the same. Without any further ado humanfuckery.com presents this weeks Fuckery Flashback: Dave Chappelle doing what he does best!!!

R.Kelly Piss On You


Piss On You Remix

Lil John

Clayton Bigsby

source:comedycentral.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Who Sent Seizure-Inducing GIF To Reporter Charged With Aggravated Assault With A Deadly Weapon!!! (3/23/2017)

GIF Used As A Weapon!!!

We were originally going to report on this fuckery yesterday but we neglected to do so because we couldn’t find a mugshot of this guy!!! This story is human fuckery at its finest!!!

source:dallasnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 83 Year Old Man Steals Ambulance After Checking Out Of Hospital!!! (3/23/2017)

Old Man Steals Ambulance

This man is to old for this fuckery!!!

source:newyork.cbslocal.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Former Military Vet From Maryland Traveled To NYC To Kill Black People!! (3/23/2017)

Another hate filled murder who was looking for notoriety in our fucked up society! This man stated that the only reason why he traveled to NYC to kill was because New York is the media capital of the world and he wanted to make a statement! We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to the victim’s family.

(UPDATE 1/23/2017):This Man Has Pleaded Guilty To This Fuckery!!

source:nbcnewyork.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: This Teachers Mugshot After Being Arrested For Improper Relationship With Student! (3/22/2017)

Accused Of Improper Relationship With Student

A few things, (1) where were these teachers at when I was in school and (2) this teacher couldn’t find anyone her own age in this day and age… Now that I look at her mugshot again she does kinda look like a psycho who would stalk your life after bumping uglies with her!

source:fox32chicago.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Claiming He Is Jewish Is Arrested For Spray Painting Swastikas On His Own House!! (3/22/2017)

Fake Jew Spray Paints Swastikas On Own Home!!

This fuckery pretty much speaks for itself!!

see also:Woman Allegedly Vandalized Own House In Attempt To Frame Black Lives Matters

source:news10.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Toddlers With Guns!!! (3/22/2017)

In this first story we all should be thankful that this kid didn’t kill himself or any one else! How do you forget where your fire arm is???

And then there is this fuckery…..

2-year-old who fatally shot brother had been allowed to handle gun before

2 Year Old Fatally Shot By 9 Year Old Brother

I dont know how stupid someone has to be to let a two year old play with a real god damn gun, loaded or not! These two stories are episodes of human fuckery at its finest!!

sources:nbcnews.com azcentral.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Kills Mom On On Her 39th Birthday! (3/22/2017)

Florida Man Told Authorities He’d Been Thinking For A Long Time About Killing His Mother And Finally Decided To Go Through With It

What the hell is wrong with these kids these days.. We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to this family!

source:nbcnews.com