It’s Friday you Morons!!! We at humanfuckery.com hope all you morons out there have a great weekend!
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sourcepatheos.com
As I sit here typing out a response to this fuckery, I’ve noticed that after reading this news article I cant stop scratching myself.. I seriously need to get in the shower after this! Hopefully they catch this vile fuck!
source:sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com
Dog Shoots Florida Man’s Girlfriend??
Excerpt From Article:
According to a Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office incident report, a man told police that his dog shot his girlfriend in the leg.
It happened late Tuesday night at a home on Patuou Drive West in the Herlong neighborhood on the city’s Westside.
Police said a man and a woman were sleeping when they were woken up by the man’s dog, Diesel.
The man told officers that he got up to let the dog outside, and when they came back inside, Diesel walked back into the dark bedroom where the man’s girlfriend was still sleeping.
The man then saw a “flash and a bang” — it’s believed that the dog jumped up on the nightstand, causing a Springfield XD40 to discharge, according to the report.
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Why the hell is your gun just chillin on your nightstand?? The last time we covered a story about a gun being on a nightstand a 4 year old shot herself and her mother on accident! Gun owners, please find better places to store you firearms..
source:news4jax.com
We all know how this is gonna end, with nothing happening to this officer!!
(Update 1/25/2018):No charges for off-duty LAPD officer who fired gun during dispute with teens in Anaheim
source:liveleak.com
Substitute Arrested For Showing Porn In Classroom!!!
This sub probably didn’t expect to be subbing this day, so him subbing wasn’t gonna ruin his daily routine of watching porn and crankin some knuckle babies out during the afternoon!!
source:kjrh.com
Just by looking at this man’s mugshot alone, you can tell he was on fuckery!!! Ladies and gents out there, please dont do meth!!!
source:dallasnews.com
This dude looks as if he could put away a lot of pot pies.. This man better get comfy in his cell because he maybe there for awhile!! We at humanfuckery.com would like to wish this man’s father a speedy recovery, get well soon!
source:pennlive.com
This fuckery is something you wouldn’t want to do at a god damn cancer benefit! This story is the epitome of human fuckery!
source:click2houston.com
