Today’s HumanFuckery: Montana Dog Catcher Caught Smoking Meth On The Job (2/4/2017)

Caught Smoking Meth In Truck

We want to see footage of this fuckery!!

source:ktvq.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Two Men With Scabies Engage In Sexual Acts Inside Of A Bed Bath And Beyond Store!! (2/4/2017)

Two Men With Scabies Arrested For Lewd Acts Preformed Inside Of A Bed Bath And Beyond

Is Bed Bath And Beyond a new hook up spot for people looking for a quick sex thrill? Just imagine if you happened to be the person who discovered these two going at it!! Not gonna spend too much time on this one, if you want to read more on this extreme act of fuckery, check out the link above!

source:nj.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Former Substitute Teacher From Houston Charged With Indecency With A Child!!! (2/4/2017)

Substitute Was Kissing 1st Graders

At a loss for words with this fuckery!! We can only be glad that these kids knew to speak up about what this old pervert was doing. Pretty soon here he will be kissing dicks in prison!

source:click2houston.com

Fuckery Flashback: When These Bad Ass Kids Who Flooded Our Time Lines (2/3/2017)

In this installment of Fuckery Flashbacks we take a look back at these bad ass kids!!

I’m The Daddy, I’m Grown!!!

I love how this little boy is already saggin with pampers on!

You Not My Dad

You gotta love how he threw in a insult a kid would call another kid at the end!

Linda Listen

Cant wait until my kid can try and talk his way out of being in trouble. Kid logic is always the best!!

And we will wrap this edition up with bad ass kids cursing!

Ladies and gents have a great weekend!

Today’s HumanFuckery: This Police Commissioner’s Mugshot After Being Arrested For Domestic Violence! (2/2/2017)

All Smiles After Domestic Arrest

When I attempted to smile during my mugshots I got told this quote ” This isn’t a glamour shot!” I’m sure him and his cop cronies probably gave high fives after this picture was taken.. We can only assume that this dude is gonna get off the hook, shit from this mugshot you can tell he aint worried about a god damn thing!!!

source:nj.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Kid Reveals To His Teacher That His Father Stabbed His Mother To Death!!! (2/2/2017)

This is a devastating and vivid image that this child will have to revisit throughout his lifetime! We send our condolences to this family.

source:nbcnews.com

Craigslist Fuckery: Father Gunned Down In Front Of Son During Craigslist Meet Up!! (2/2/2017)

All this over a god damn dirt bike!!! Honestly, if you already stole the bike why the hell did you have to kill the man? These two Craigslist post are making me weary of my meet up I have this weekend… No, folks it isn’t that type of meet up, its a legit business transaction. We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to this family who has to deal with this devastating tragedy.. This poor boy has to grow up with this horrible memory etched in his brain the rest of his life!!!!

source:nbcnews.com

Craigslist Fuckery: Woman Stabs Her Craigslist Date After She Tells Him She’s A Serial Killer!!! (2/2/2017)

Lady Wanted To Eat This Man’s Heart

All dude probably wanted was to get his D wet.. We wish this man a speedy recovery and we would also like to bid this lady farewell and also wish her good luck adapting to her new lifestyle in the big house!

source:people.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: The Westminster Dog Show To Add Cats! (2/1/2017)

Cats Added To Dog Show

Is there already a show out there that is the equivalent to The Westminster Dog Show but only with cats? Hopefully this is just a one time experiment!

source:newsweek.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Stabs Man With Scissors Over A Threesome! (2/1/2017)

Man Stabbed Over Threesome

Whenever you get a chance check out the police report (its in the pdf download in the link provided). The other chick must of been beat if he declined the 3some..

source:havasunews.com