Fuckery.NewsWell, we were wrong on this one, we thought for sure that this guy wouldn’t be found at all. He did heed the advice that we offered him about fleeing the country, but he somehow got tracked down! He probably gave away his location by logging on to social media..
source:nbcnewmyork.com
We covered this story a few months back but no video was available at that time and point!! Now it is finally here… This fuckery is bizarre, we are glad that this pervert is off the streets!!
source:fox8.com
When these songs started to hit the airwaves I personally could see that rap was slowly on the decline!! It seemed as if every artist around this time period placed less of an emphasis on lyricism and had the overall goal of making a song that had zero substance but was catchy, oh and lets make some sort of dance to this so people can attempt to learn it… During this time period nothing angered me more than seeing a grown ass man in a bar knowing every single dance step to Soulja Boy’s Crank That. Without further ado Humanfuckery.com presents this weeks Fuckery Flashback: The Time Where Every Rap Song Had A Dance To It!!
Soulja Boy- Crank That
Never liked this song from the get go! Exhibited no skill or talent to make this, but give credit where credit is due, this song and dance was all over the place. We wanna wish Soulja luck in his upcoming fight with Chris Brown, we have our money on Chris Over here!
Dem Franchize Boyz – Lean wit it Rock wit it
Catchy beat, subpar lyrics,and a dance = HIT. This was the formula for success back then in the rap game!
DJ Unk- Walk It Out
True story!! I was visiting St.Louis with my great aunt and this song came on the radio… Her reaction to this song was this ” Please turn this song, there is just way to much going on!” I feel as if what really happened was this song was giving her a god damn headache. Picture what she would of thought if she was somewhere where people were actually doing the dance to the song, I’m sure she would of thought the folks dancing to this were having a seizure!
GS Boys Stanky Legg
Just imagine if you had the pleasure of producing a whole CD with this group! If I were the producer I would have to be completely fucked up for this fuckery… I originally selected 8 tracks to be featured in this post,for a nostalgic factor I’ve listen to every track I posted so far. Needless to say, I currently have a headache and I’m going to end this post with a track from a few years back…. drum roll please!!!!!!!!
Silentó – Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae)
This song has almost 2 billion views. It has 2 billion views because the song is just so damn good? If that is the case and point where is the rest of his CD?
Due to the fact that all of this is making my head hurt, this concludes this week’s Fuckery Flashback!
Dog Found With Ears And Nose Cut Off
At a loss for words.. People out there, please share the fuck out of this picture so we can find who is accountable for this fuckery..
source:wric.com
This fuckery speaks for itself!! If I were this dude I would promptly file for divorce and never deal with this sort of craziness again.. Its only gonna get worse man!!!
source:wwaytv3.com
Brothers Fight Over Packers Vs Cowboys Game Turns Deadly
As a Cowboys fan, Sunday was a heartbreaking loss! I can understand why this man was in a bad mood and how a fight could have escalated with his brother, hell as soon as the game was over I was angry and in disbelief because as a fan of the boys we all thought this was our year! This team pretty much rolled through the regular season and seemed poised to make a run for the Super Bowl!!! Unfortunately, we left Rodgers with too much time on the clock and he worked his god damn magic. I understand the frustrations of being on the losing side and I also understand having a brother who will talk shit about your team taking an loss or his team winning.. It happens and this type of shit talking is inevitable especially in sports.. I personally had to deal with some gloating/shit talking from my bro when the Cubs finally won the World Series this year especially with my allegiance being with the White Soxs (see screenshots below). We at humanfuckery.com wish to send this family our condolences, it is shitty you lost a part of your family over a game!
1/20/2017 Update: I receive a text message from my bro today stating that the World Series trophy will be at his office today! A few hours ago I received this picture .
Even though I’m not a Cubs fan, I can say that this is a pretty good picture of my bro!
GO SOXS
see also:Man Fatally Stabs Stepmom Over “Gloating” About Dallas Cowboy Victory
source:news3lv.com
Hopefully the people over there have a back up source for porn. I can only imagine how pissed some of these folks are!!
source:dailymail.co.uk
If a nanny did this to my child, he or she wouldn’t be in jail, I would after me beating them to death!! This nanny actually touched the iron to make sure that it was hot before burning the poor child with it… What the hell is wrong with people these days?
source:newyork.cbslocal.com
This happened a few days ago.. I love how brazen some folks have become as of late, we can only assume with Trump’s Inauguration happening this Friday that more folks like this fine lady will be coming out of the woodwork with their newly found viewpoints. Isn’t that what happened during this previous election??
see also:This Old Lady’s Racist Tirade
Man Calls 911 11 Times With Phony Claims
This man has to be a paranoid schizophrenic, if that is the case he need to get the appropriate help for this issue. If it turns out this person has no mental issues, I would suggest this man get a god damn hobby!
source:fox19.com