Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Sexually Assaults Pit Bull Over 100 Times!! (1/14/2017)

Man Assaults Pit Bull Over 100 Times

This fuckery speaks for itself. Why would you elect to fuck a dog, there is no excuse of not getting any sex in our society anymore… If your that desperate you can get on Backpage and just fucking pay for it, you sick fuck!

source:huffingtonpost.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Customer Who Was Upset With T-Mobile (1/14/2017)

While scrolling through my Insta timeline I came across this video a few days ago. I was uncertain on what was going on but thank you NBC for shedding more light on this fuckey!!! I really dont get why some of us in society are so infatuated with our phones and technology in general! You elected to drive through a store front over you not getting what you want… Please re-evaluate everything in you life!!

see also:French Man Goes Ballistic In Apple Store

source:nbcnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Steals Car With Couples Kids Inside (1/14/2017)

Thank god that these children are safe!! It seems as if criminals are getting more brazen out here in these streets. Be careful out there folks!

source:nbcnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Naked Woman Steals Cop Car And Then Leads Authorities On High Speed Chase (1/14/2017)

Naked Lady Steals Cop Car And Leads Authorities On High Speed Chase

This fuckery happened on Jan. 5, I have no clue how this fuckery managed to slip by us.. In this case she claims that she was drugged and her skin was on fire… I’m sure all of you out there would like to know what type of drugs she was on, my guess would be some Meth… In the link above there is more info and a short clip of this shit!!

source:abc15.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Mom Gets Probation For Raping Teen Daughter’s Boyfriend (1/14/2017)

Mom Rapes Daughters Teen Boyfriend

“Come over here and get some of Mrs. Goodman’s sweet pie!!” I feel as if this is what she said before she assaulted this poor teen! This fuckery is defiantly sick and she should be facing some sort of jail time, but we all know how the legal system goes here in the USA.. Maybe she offered the judge a slice of her sweet pie!

source:oxygen.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 12 Year Old Kid Attempts To Rob Classmate At Gunpoint For Her McNuggets!!! (1/14/2017)

Are Mcnuggets that good, I usually stick with my usual Mcdoubles dressed like a Big Macs? I mean, if this was an attempt to rob someone of Chick-Fil-A I would be a bit more understanding on why this kid would attempt this.. All jokes aside, the thing that is fucked up about this story is that this is a child who did this and that this child had a firearm.

source:pix11.com

HodgePodge Fuckery: I like Orange Juice (1/13/2017)

Pikotaro is back with another cockamamie song. Lets see how many views this song gets this time around, I’m gonna speculate that it will be about 25 million.

Fuckery Flashback: Friday The 13th Edition (1/13/2017)

In tribute to today being Friday the 13th, I’ve decided to upload a compilation of Jason doing what he does best!! If you haven’t seen any of the Friday The 13th films be advised that this video contains spoilers.

Today’s HumanFuckery: Someone In Niagara Falls, NY Called Police To Request Them To Stop The Wind From Blowing (1/12/2017)

This person phoned in because the wind was hindering their sleep… This is the epitome of humanfuckery!!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Arrested For Assaulting Girlfriend With Taco (1/12/2017)

Man Asults Girlfriend After Finding Out She Had An Online Dating Profile

This fuckery stemmed from this man finding out that his girlfriend had an online dating profile.. We can only assume that this girlfriend was out there looking for some side dick! Unfortunately, dude snapped after finding out, which is understandable knowing that you have a girl that is casually looking for new D without your knowledge but assaulting her with a taco is crossing the line!!

source:wbir.com/