Today’s HumanFuckery: Rival Liquor Store Owner Sets Competitions Store On Fire (11/26/2016)

Liquor Store Beef

This isn’t a way to try and 86 your competition! It is healthy in life to have someone to compete against to know what skills you are lacking and to know what skills you have that are strong! There are times where you can see how weak your competition is by sitting back and letting them hang themselves, this incident of fuckery is a perfect case of hanging yourself!!!

source:abc7.com

Fuckery Flashback: Bad Ass Chuck E. Cheese Kid (11/25/2016)

Man… this kid went on a terror! Uncertain where his parents were at the time of this fuckery but I know this, if he would of attempted to spit on me lord knows what I would’ve done to this kid!!! The first video above is a short 3 min video of the chaos this kid unleashed, the second video is the whole 10 minute video, which I suggest you watch if you have time!!

Fuckery Flashback: 9+10=21

When I first viewed this vine I knew the viewers would be in for a special treat when this little boy replied to the statement of
” You stupid” with the answer ” No I NOT!”

Hodgepodge Fuckery: Happy Thanksgiving From Kanye The Shiba

My girlfriend is back at it again with the jibjab app..

Today’s HumanFuckery: Happy Thanksgiving From Us At Humanfuckery.com (11/24/2016)

To everyone out there we would like to wish you and yours a Happy Thanksgiving! With that being said we hope that none of you guys have a Thanksgiving Day that turns out like this fuckery!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Surplus Of Viagra Found In South Korean Presidential Offices (11/23/2016)

Viagra Surplus

Allegedly this “surplus” was going to be used to combat the effects of altitude sickness. It maybe true but we can only assume that everyone is getting busy in these offices! Fun little tidbit for all of you out there about Viagra, Viagra was originally manufactured for treatment for hypertension, angina, and other symptoms of heart disease but male users reported side effects of erections and the rest is history!

source:bbc.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Accused Of Shooting Guest Because They Stayed Too Long In Her Home (11/23/2016)

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Woman Shoots Guest Who Stayed Too Long

Excerpt From Article:

Alana Annette Savell, 32, was arrested Monday on a charge of aggravated battery with a firearm, Bay County Sheriff’s Office officials said.

A woman told authorities that she had gone to Savell’s home with a friend. Savell said they started drinking and were getting too loud, and said she didn’t want them in her home.

Savell armed herself with a handgun and started shooting at their feet from the doorway of the home, officials said. The woman was hit in the legs and was taken to a hospital for treatment. Savell’s boyfriend was also hit in the leg with a bullet during the shooting, authorities said.
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It’s one thing to be hospitable and open your house up for various social functions but it seems like whenever you do throw a get together there is always a few people who like to overstay their welcome… They do not get the hint that everyone else has left the party.. You casually drop subliminal hints of you being tired and how busy your day is gonna be tomorrow ect.ect. but to no avail!

source:nbcmiami.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Otis McKane’s Statement In His Motive In Killing Officer Marconi “I’ve been through several custody battles and I was upset. and I lashed out against somebody that didn’t deserve it.” (11/23/2016)

From viewing the snippet above you can clearly see that this individual has some mental issues. It’s to bad that this officer was in the wrong place at the wrong time. We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the Marconi family and friends.

source:news4sanantonio.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Perverted Couple Accused Of Having Sex In Mcd’s Parking Lot, While Child Watches!! (11/22/2016)

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Perverted Couple Caught Having SEX In Mcdonalds Parking Lot

Is this a case of Sitophilia (sexual arousal from food)? I could definitely see these two getting aroused by watching each other smash McDonald’s. If that is what these two are into, that is cool, but what in the hell are you thinking bumping uglies in front of a god damn child?? Makes you wonder what other adult “activities” these two indulge in while being watched by adolescent eyes!

see also: Man Attempts To Pay For Hooker With Mcds

source:fox61.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: South African Pastor Claims He Can Heal People With……..Insecticide (11/22/2016)

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Pastor Uses The Healing Powers Of Insecticide

Just look at the picture above, it looks like she’s ”healing” right before our eyes!!! Humanfuckery.com would like to start a branch of this pastor’s practices here in the USA… We have a short list of people who need this form of “healing”

source:bbc.com