Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Changes His Name To Iphone 7, To Win The Phone (10/30/2016)

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Man Changes Name To Iphone 7

Well I thought just Americans were obsessed with technology!! This man has taken being obsessed to a whole new level of fuckery!!

source:usnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Rapper’s Blatant Display Of Fuckery!! (10/30/2016)

This rapper could of just handed these folks money and been respectful about it!! Nope this fucktard rather throw all of it the air and make them scramble for it for his own personal amusement!

source:metro.co.uk

Hodgepodge Fuckery: Introducing Kanye’s New Music Videos (10/29/2016)

While I was out taking my dog Kanye out for a stroll this afternoon my girlfriend was at home and bored! She stumbled upon the Jibjab app and created these two videos!! I must say the picture she captured of Kanye works with every single movement in both videos!

Today’s Humanfuckery: 8Booth Arrested For His Crazy Stunts (10/29/2016)

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8booth Arrested

8Booth, this arrest may make you wanna chill on the daredevil shit for a min.. I can tell by your grin on your face you’re already plotting and scheming your next stunt! All I’m saying 8booth is be careful, I really dont want to do a report on you dying tragically!

see also: Brave or Stupid? 8Booth’s Crazy 129 Ft. Jump into Newport Harbor

source:eastbaytimes.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Missouri Man Who Staged Fake Porn Auditions (10/29/2016)

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Missouri Man’s Fake Porno Business

I saw this fuckery a few days ago but the news source that I read wasn’t very informative on this matter. I could see why some of these girls were all for doing “scenes” with this guy because of how much he was offering.. He was offering up to $33k, which is waaaay to much for shooting a first time scene!! He then proceeds to show how much of a life he is by adding further insult to injury by vindictively sending pictures or movies to the woman’s boyfriend or employers!! You sir are on fuckery!

source:wftv.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Goes Berserk At TSA Checkpoint (10/29/2016)

Man Goes Beserk At TSA CheckPoint

This attack happened last year but this footage is just being released now. For more information on this attack feel free to click the link provided above!

source:huffingtonpost.com

source:liveleak.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Australian Bus Driver Dies After Being Set On Fire By Passenger (10/29/2016)

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Man Burned Alive By Passenger!!

People are becoming more crazier by the day! I couldn’t imagine how fucked up it is to be burned alive or being one of the passengers on this bus who witnessed this poor man lose his life! Authorities believe that there is no motive in this attack. Humanfuckery.com sends our condolences to Manmeet Alisher family and friends.

source:economictimes.indiatimes.com/

Fuckery Flashback: Men Ain’t Shit, Women Ain’t Shit: The Music Edition (10/28/2016)

Starting off this Fuckery Flashback with Eamon- Fuck It. Dont lie, the first time you heard this song you honestly thought this was a girl!


And of course there is a rebuttal to Eamon’s song: F.U.R.B. (F U Right Back) by Frankee.

TLC releases this song which ultimately turned into an anthem for women done dealing with Men’s Fuckery!

Here we have the Men’s rebuttal: Sporty Thievz-No Pigeons! Sporty Thievz released this song and promptly faded into obscurity! No lie, I accounted for 1 of their soundscans (I bought the single).

Today’s HumanFuckery: Just Watch This Train Wreck! (10/27/2016)

This lady passes out in the wrong house!!! When she is awakened by the homeowner she proceecds to claim that she has “copped” the house she was casually sleeping in! For you folks out there who dont know what the term “copped” means please feel free to click the link below.

Definition of Copped

Today’s HumanFuckery: Brazilian Man Held Captive In Father’s Basement For 20 Years Has Been Found!!! (10/27/2016)

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Brazilian Man Found In Father’s Basement

At a lost for words with this news.. I hope eventually Armando can assimilate back into society and become a functional citizen. We at humanfuckery.com wish you well on your journey back Armando!

source:dailymail.co.uk