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(Originally Posted 11/28/2017)

Crack Is Wack!!!

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After she was arrested, Hare told police that she invited Caliph over for Thanksgiving dinner, but “before they started to eat, she looked over and saw the victim lighting up a crack pipe,” according to the criminal complaint.

She said she got angry because he did not ask her permission and did not offer her any of the drug. Hare told police she tried to appear intimidating by standing in front of the apartment with an antenna in one hand and a butcher knife in the other and told him he couldn’t leave.
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Who actually knew that there is such a thing as crack etiquette? We understand this woman getting upset about someone unsuspectingly freebasing crack in your crib but this man has to share his rock also??? Well we guess she did prep the Thanksgiving meal, letting her get a hit is least he could do!!

(UPDATE 1/23/2019):This Woman Was Sentence To Slightly More Than Six Years!!

source:startribune.com

We at humanfuckery.com wish you and yours a happy Thanksgiving! In our annual Thanksgiving tradition we like to post this epic Thanksgiving freak out! We honestly hope none of your family functions turn out like this today….

Enjoy your Thanksgiving holiday folks!!! We will be on a short hiatus until next week in observance of the Thanksgiving holiday!!

Thief Steals 100 Rolls Of Toilet Paper From Residence!!

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Deputies also found him with over $1,000 worth of alleged stolen items, officials say.

A witness spotted the man stealing from a home and called 911, deputies say.

The witness followed the thief in his car until his cell phone ran out of service and the suspected thief started driving recklessly.

Hours later, deputies say they found the suspect with toilet paper in the same unique packaging that was stolen from the home.

Deputies arrested the Oregon man and booked him into jail.
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SMH we’re back to toilet paper being equivalent to gold again?? SMH

see also:Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Stealing 66 Rolls Of Toilet Paper From Orlando Hotel!!

see also:Newport Police Ask Residents Not To Call 911 Over Toilet Paper Shortages!!

see also:64 Year Old Man Arrested For Stealing A Roll Of Toilet Paper From Hospital Toilet!!

source:komonews.com

WHERE’S MY DINNER!!!

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The unnamed victim told police Zelaya-Sheff had been asleep prior to the incident and that “when she woke up she became angry because the dinner he was preparing was not ready,” according to a police report seen by Newsweek.

Zelaya-Sheff allegedly began yelling, slapping the victim in the face, and breaking the glass over the back of the man’s head when he tried to walk away.

Zelaya-Sheff is also accused of grabbing the victim’s phone, throwing it on the floor and causing the screen to break. After the alleged attack, the man told police he left and walked to the police station for help.

When officers later arrived at the residence, Zelaya-Sheff appeared intoxicated after she answered the door, according to the report. Pressed about the claims, she told officers that she did not know what they were talking about and attempted to close the door.
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Be grateful someone was making a meal for you you hangry drunk bitch!! The victim needs to leave this crazy bitch ASAP!!

source:newsweek.com

2 Murdered For Using Neighbors Wifi Without Permission!!

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A man was arrested on Tuesday for killing two of his neighbours for using his WiFi without permission in Karachi’s Shah Latif Town.

Haris, a student at the University of Karachi, and his father were shot dead by their neighbour Qasim, according to the police.
Qasim has confessed his crime, the police said.

He said that he shot them because they were using his WiFi without permission, said a police officer.
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Wow… Truly at a loss for words with this fuckery… The only thing that we’d like to say is that we at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the ones who love the victims in this senseless murder!

Believe it or not folks this isn’t the first story we’ve posted about people doing stupid shit over Wifi, please feel free to view the see also links for similar incidents of fuckery…

see also:Georgia Teen Who Killed Sister Over WiFi Password Sentenced To Life In Prison!!!

see also:Teen Arrested After Breaking Into California Home, Teen Wanted WiFi Password!!!

see also:Woman Calls 911 Because She Couldn’t Use WIFI!!!!

source:samaa.tv

“Don’t Wanna Be Soft!!”

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Several days later, around 7 a.m. on Nov. 12, a man parked his car along County Road 653 near the Lake Ashton community to walk his dog. Deputies say the man saw McKnight rummaging through his SUV. McKnight then left the scene in the previously-stolen Hyundai, according to a public information officer for the sheriff’s office.

A few hours after the incident near Lake Ashton, authorities say a Lake Wales homeowner saw McKnight steal a package from their front porch. When the victim yelled at him to return the package, deputies say McKnight yelled “it’s mine now!” and left in the Hyundai.

Lake Wales police say they tried to pull McKnight over in the Hyundai but he refused to stop. The sheriff’s office aviation unit was able to find the car behind a home in the area of Rosalie Lake Road and Tupelo Lane near Lake Wales.

When asked why he had the 8-year-old with him, detectives say McKnight told them, “I was trying to toughen him up…I don’t want him to be soft.”
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This 8 year old has no chance at all at a successful life if a fucktard like this dumbass is in his life!! Hopefully there’s someone else positive in his life that can lead him on the right path!

see also:Potential Father Of The Year: Man Accused Of Attempted Robbery Brings 2 Year Old Son With During Robbery Attempts!

see also:Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Woman Who Was The Getaway Driver In A Armed Robbery Brings Along Her 1O Year Old Child!!!(7/30/2017)

source:wfla.com

2 Month Old Baby With Heroin Injections Dies!!

THESE FUCKS DESERVE TO ROT IN HELL FOR THIS!! UNREAL!!

source:wfaa.com

Mom Mad Over Uber Eats Delivery, Shoots Child!!

At a loss for words with this fuckery.. We at humanfuckery.com has this poor child in our thoughts and prayers!! UNBELIEVABLE!!

see also: Police Say Man Fired Shots Into Memphis KFC Because His Order Was Wrong!!!

see also:Arkansas Man Convicted For Killing Woman Over Incorrect Fast Food Order!!

see also:Checkers Employee Shoots Customer Upset Over Wrong Wing Order!!

see also:Woman In Wheelchair Fires Taser At McDonald’s Worker Because Food Was Taking Too Long!!

source:wxyz.com

I’m FBI!!! GIVE ME MY FOOD!!

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Kimberly George Ragsdale attempted to get free food from a Chick-fil-A by pretending to be an FBI agent, The Polk County Standard Journal reports. Employees were apparently not convinced and called 911 to report the woman.

According to the news outlet, this is not the first time Ragsdale has attempted to get free food and has threatened to arrest employees when they don’t provide the food.

When officers arrived, Ragsdale reportedly continued to claim that she was a federal agent. She allegedly told officers that she had no identification because her credentials were electronic only.

Officers placed Ragsdale in handcuffs and arrested her. She reportedly pretended to talk to a supposed radio in her shirt, reporting that she was being arrested and that the FBI needed to send someone to the Rockmart Police Department.
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There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself…Sadly, this isn’t the first time someone has attempted this same type of fuckery.. Please feel free to visit the see also link below for a similar incident of fuckery..

see also:Georgia Woman Who Faked Being A Cop For Chick-fil-A Discount Indicted!!! (2/20/2018)

see also:Georgia Man Demands Free Zaxby’s While Impersonating FBI Agent!!

source:ozarksfirst.com

Woman Shot Boyfriend, Then Video-Chatted Another Woman (Via Facebook)
He Had Been Dating

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The 27-year-old man was shot once, and the bullet went through his arm and lodged in his spine, Meindl said. The man, who is on a ventilator, remains hospitalized and tests were being conducted Sunday to determine if there was any brain activity. Meindl said charges against Lagrone could be upgraded to murder if her boyfriend does not survive.

On Oct. 30, Lagrone learned that her boyfriend was having a relationship with another woman, prosecutors said. The couple argued over that relationship on Friday and the victim attempted to pack his bags to move out of the townhome in the 25W000 block of Keswick Lane in unincorporated DuPage County near Naperville, Meindl said.

Lagrone told DuPage County sheriff’s investigators that her gun went off accidentally, Meindl said. However, Meindl said Lagrone used her boyfriend’s Facebook page to contact the other woman through a live video chat. The video, which does not include audio, appears to show the victim on the ground in a pool of blood and speaking, Meindl said. The video also shows someone off screen, believed to be Lagrone, kicking the man at least twice, Meindl said.
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We get that this woman was angry that she was being cheating on but was this fuckery warranted? This woman basically traumatized this man’s side piece by broadcasting this man’s potential death to her via Facebook… What a time to be alive folks!! We’d be remiss if we at humanfuckery.com wouldn’t have this young man in our thoughts and prayers, we hope you pull through this..

source:chicagotribune.com