Today Is The 145th Annual Running Of The Kentucky Derby!!! (5/4/2019)

In observance of today’s Kentucky Derby horse race we’ve decided to repost some of our most popular horse post from the past!!

Oregon Man Who Fucked Horse Was “Off His Medication”!!!

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

HILLSBORO, OR (KPTV) –
A man deputies say had sexual contact with a horse thinks he did it because he was “off his medication,” according to court documents.

Kenneth Lijah Duyck, 20, admitted Tuesday that he had sexual contact with a woman’s horse in her barn in Hillsboro last week.

The woman called the sheriff’s office last Thursday and reported that she had found a horse in her stable “tied up in an unusual way,” according to court documents.

The woman told investigators that she sent a photo of the horse to her daughter. The daughter, a veterinarian, replied that it looked as though someone had sexual contact with the horse.

The horse was examined and DNA evidence was collected, court documents said.

The woman told deputies that she had received a phone call from a man the day before she found her horse tied up. She said he had asked if he could camp on her property, but she told him no.

Court documents state she later saw a “homeless-looking” man talking with her neighbors. The man identified himself to her as a Duyck.

Deputies found Duyck sleeping in a vehicle Tuesday in the Cornelius Walmart parking lot, where they say he admitted to having sexual contact with the horse.

According to a probable cause affidavit, he told deputies that this was his first and only time having sexual contact with a horse and that he believes he did it because he hadn’t been taking his medications.

Deputies collected DNA from Duyck and arrested him. He faces charges of burglary in the second degree and sexual assault on an animal.
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Look at this giraffe!!! We wouldn’t doubt if this man was a relative of Mike Glenneon (see picture above) with a neck like that!! It’s been awhile since we’ve had a horse fucker story… In case you missed some of the horse fuckery we’ve covered feel free to visit the see also links below!!

(UPDATE 1/23/2019):This Man Has Been Sentenced To 2 Years In Prison For This Fuckery!!!

source:kptv.com

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Man Who Fucked Horse Said It Gave Consent By Winking At Him!!!

Not actual filly assaulted

Excerpt From Article:

The trainer said he and his staff suspected disturbances at the stables in the month before, and installed CCTV cameras as a security measure.

When the cameras triggered an alarm on the evening of January 22, a trainer saw Webb-Jackson opening a number of stables and called the police.

Police found Webb-Jackson crouching in the corner of a fourth open stable, where he was arrested after a short scuffle with police and taken to Grafton police station.

During police interviews Webb-Jackson admitted to committing two sexual acts with a horse.

He told police the filly smelt his crotch and winked at him, which he believed was the animal giving consent, The Daily Examiner of Grafton reported.
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Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!! For similar incidents of fuckery please feel free to visit the see also links below!

source:news.com.au
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Man Who Can’t Stop Masturbating Over Horses Caught Twice In 24 Hours!!!

Excerpt From Article:

Malcolm Downes, 61, said he had been planning to see his doctor for libido suppressing drugs but instead went to a field after being freed from prison. He was spotted on February 18 in Bransholme, Hull, by a witness who thought he was urinating.

Prosecutor Neil Coxon said it ‘soon became clear he was in fact masturbating’. He added: ‘This activity went on for three or four minutes. His penis was exposed for about 10 minutes.’ During a police interview he told detectives: ‘I was sat on a bench. I was feeling sexy so I started to…’ Downes told them he knew what he was doing was wrong but didn’t do it to draw attention to himself. He was released on bail but within 24 hours he was spotted by an off-duty police officer at the same field, again masturbating. He admitted that he had a problem but got a thrill out of it.
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Gross!!! There’s nothing much to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!

source:metro.co.uk
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Man Caught Fucking A Pony Claims He Was Drugged!!

Excerpt From Article:

Authorities allege that Tyler Schlosser, 29, was 40 minutes from his Pryor, Oklahoma, home around 8:45 a.m. on Wednesday, and on the clock for a local utility company, when he pulled his company truck over at the intersection of County Road 4190 and Montrose Street in the town of Inola.

There in the horse pen off the road, the parent and her child started videotaping the utility worker allegedly “standing behind the pony full nude” and engaging in “what looked like he was having sex with the animal,” according to a Rogers County Sheriff’s Office affidavit obtained by Newsweek.

When they began to record him with cell phones, Schlosser, the affidavit states, “stopped what he was doing and started walking towards them.”

The married utility worker was taken into custody and charged with bestiality and indecent exposure, according to the affidavit.

Schlosser’s step-grandfather James Hester told Newsweek that the young man has no memory of what happened and he suspects that he was drugged.
“Well, the only thing we can figure out is someone had drugged him,” he said.

Before allegedly being caught in the buff with the pony, Hester said that Schlosser bought a soda and became ill instantly after a few sips.

“I think somebody put something in a bottle of pop he had,” he said. “He got sick after he bought that pop and he just lost it.”

Rogers County Sheriff Scott Walton confirmed that Schlosser exhibited strange behavior that suggested he was heavily inebriated.
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Here we go again with some sick fuck fucking a horse..

source:newsweek.com

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Serial Horse Fucker Sentenced To Probation In Wisconsin!!

Excerpt From Article:

A judge sentenced Sterling Rachwal to two years probation and ordered him to have no contact with properties that have horses. He was also ordered to pay a victim $105 for a veterinary bill.

Rachwal is being released from jail on time served. Rachwal’s charges are misdemeanors, meaning a prison sentence is not an option.

Prosecutors said Rachwal was seen running from a Brown County barn last February, where a horse was found injured.

Investigators said they planted a GPS device on his truck, which showed him driving to an area near a horse farm in Manitowoc County. The owner gave police permission to install a camera, which investigators say captured Rachwal repeatedly abusing a horse.

Rachwal will also undergo a psychological evaluation. If he violates probation, Rachwal will face jail time.

“Mr. Rachwal, I don’t really know what happened here; it’s clearly very sick and very depraved,” Judge Hinkfuss said. “It’s a horrible offense. It took 19 pages of a criminal complaint to describe this case.”

Kyle Kapinos of Manitowoc said that Rachwal was caught on camera molesting his horses. This caused bizarre and violent behavior in the horses and destroyed farm equipment, Kapinos testified. He called Rachwal a “sick person.”

Kapinos said he was forced to sell his horses.

Prosecutor Dana Johnson emphasized a need for protection for the public and rehabilitation.

“He is putting himself in danger going into people’s barns and buildings without consent… he could get shot and killed,” said Johnson.

Johnson noted that Rachwal’s record for horse molestation dates back to the early 1980s.
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We could see this sick fuck moving to another animal since he “can no longer be around horses”…

source:wsaw.com

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Pennsylvania Man Admitted To Fucking Miniature Horse ”Several Times” Avoids Jail!

Nothing much to say, this fuckery speaks for itself!

source:mirror.co.uk

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Arizona Man Accused Of Fucking Horse!!!

I would rather have this man get busted with a dirty Backpage ho than being caught fucking a horse, but who am I to judge what fetishes a man is into!

source:nbc4i.com

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Florida Man Fucks Miniature Pony!!

Florida Man Fucks Miniature Pony!!

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

CITRA, Fla. (CBS12) — A man in central Florida is accused of having sex with a miniature horse.

The Marion County Sheriff’s Office arrested 21-year-old Nicholas Anthony Sardo, of Citra.

Witnesses apparently saw Sardo having sex with the miniature pony named Jackie G last month, the sheriff’s office said.

Sardo, according to deputies, admitted to having sex with the miniature pony four times. The pony is owned by a relative.

Sardo said he used a condom because he didn’t want to get a disease. According to the sheriff’s office, he said he was a sick man and knew what he did was wrong.

Sardo now faces four counts of bestiality/sexual contact with an animal. He’s being held at the Marion County Jail.
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This fuckery doesn’t shock us by any means due to the fact that we’ve seen fuckery like this multiple times since we’ve started humanfuckery.com. What shocking about this incident of fuckery is that this man elected to wear a Jimmy hat so he wouldn’t get any diseases!! For more similar incidents of fuckery like this feel free to view the see also links below!!

see also:Man Caught Fucking A Pony Claims He May Have Been Drugged!!

see also:Man Who Fucked Horse Said It Gave Consent By Winking At Him!!

see also:Oregon Man Who Fucked Horse Was “Off His Medication”!!

see also:Maryland Man Charged With Trying to Have Sex With a Horse, Is Ordered to Stay Away From All Animals

Excerpt From Article:

A Maryland man faces a felony charge for attempting to have sex with a horse and has been ordered to stay away from all animals while he awaits his day in court, authorities said on Friday.

Officials say 67-year-old James Von Dundas from North Potomac, Maryland, was charged with attempted carnal knowledge of an animal after soliciting an undercover Loudoun County Animal Services officer on Thursday for the opportunity to have sexual relations with a horse.

Police arrested Von Dundas at Balls Bluff Park in Leesburg, Virginia, where he “indicated his intent to engage in the illegal activity” to the animal services officer, police said.

Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:nbcwashington.com

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Former Kentucky Derby Winner’s Shit For Sale For $200!!

Excerpt From Article:

In Kentucky, “meadow muffins” are pretty much a dime a dozen. So it takes something special to make one worth $200.

Yep, you read that right: $200 for horse poo.

What, is it made of silver or something? Close … it’s made from Kentucky Derby winner Silver Charm.

And it’s available online from the wacky dudes at Kentucky for Kentucky. They went on sale May 1.
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Yes this fuckery is real and were at a loss for words with this fuckery… For more info on this fuckery check out the Kentucky for Kentucky website..

source:kentucky.com

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