Today’s HumanFuckery: 80-Pound Iguana Found In Freezer Of South Florida Pizza Restaurant!! (6/24/2020)

80 Pound Iguana Found In Pizza Parlor!!

Excerpt From Article:

Pizza Mambo, located at 7402 S. Dixie Highway, was temporarily closed down for a day on June 18 after an inspection from the Florida Department of Business and Professional Regulation uncovered a litany of violations, including an iguana “about 80 pounds” being stored in a chest freezer, per the report.

The natural follow-up question, of course, is “Why was an 80-pound iguana being kept in a restaurant freezer?”

While the store owner couldn’t be reached for comment, a Pizza Mambo employee told the South Florida Sun Sentinel the iguana was given to the owner as a personal gift for later consumption. The iguana, which was stored in a separate mini-freezer away from the restaurant’s food, was immediately thrown away after the owner was informed of the violation, according to the employee.
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Folks, if this was your favorite pizza joint would you still eat there? We honestly wonder if this pizza parlor acquired this meat back in January when most of Florida had a cold front and iguanas were freezing and falling from trees?

source:sun-sentinel.com

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