Today’s HumanFuckery: Arizona Woman Tries To Set Boyfriend On Fire After He Failed To Celebrate Her Getting Hired At Subway!! (12/19/2019)

Woman Tries To Set Boyfriend On Fire After He Failed To Celebrate Her Getting Hired At Subway!

Excerpt From Article:

According to the police report, Jones told officers she had two Smirnoff Ice alcoholic beverages and two “strong” mixed drinks that contained rum that night.

Her roommate, whom she has a romantic relationship with, alleges Jones sprayed him with lighter fluid and then threw lit matches at him, according to court documents.

The man locked her out of their home as he awaited police arrival. That’s when Jones committed criminal damage to the door frame, court documents say.

Jones told police she did not remember how she got locked out of the home, but remembers being upset with her boyfriend after he wouldn’t celebrate her hiring at Subway.
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There’s no denying that this woman is excited for this job but we wonder if Subway is going to still allow this crazy bitch to work for them after this fuckery??

see also:Florida Subway Employee Fires Shots In Dispute Over Wrap!!

source:kvoa.com

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