Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Arrested After Offering Undercover Cop A Hamburger In Exchange For Sex Act!!! (12/5/2018)

Hamburger In Exchange For Sex Act!!

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

A Florida Man arranged to receive oral sex from an undercover female cop “in exchange for a hamburger,” according to an arrest affidavit.

Frank Caponi, 57, was collared Saturday afternoon after allegedly striking the burger-for-sex arrangement with a St. Petersburg cop. The affidavit does not indicate whether Caponi possessed the hamburger or was prepared to procure one pre-fellatio.

When questioned by arresting officers, Caponi reportedly acknowledged that “he and the female spoke of sex.”

Charged with a misdemeanor prostitution count, Caponi was booked into the county jail (from which he bonded out Saturday evening after posting $250).

Caponi’s rap sheet includes convictions for grand theft and battery on a law enforcement officer. Cops noted that Caponi, who operates an auto body shop, has a Death Before Dishonor tattoo on his right arm and a grim reaper inked on his forearm.

A couple things here.. (1) Of course this fuckery happened in Florida and (2) we’ve seen other food items offered up for sex by johns and also by PROSTITUTES!!! View the see also links below for similar stories!!!

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