Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Attempts To Steal Vending Machine!! (11/18/2018)

Florida Man Steals Vending Machine!!

Excerpt From Article:

According to investigators, a building security guard told cops at the time that she realized the vending machine that was usually located on the first floor was moved to the eighth floor with “damage to the money slot.”

A police spokeswoman says that no money or merchandise was taken but the machinery was damaged and moved from its original location.

If caught, the suspect will be charged with misdemeanor burglary and criminal mischief, added the spokeswoman.
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So this fucktard goes through all of this fuckery and he doesn’t even get a single bag of chips or any money…. One may wonder how much money could possibly be in a vending machine at any given time , according to a quick google search of average amount of money in vending machine churned out these result … “Single vending machines typically do not earn large amounts of money. For instance, most vending machines will earn less than $5 in weekly income. Similarly, a well placed vending machine can earn more than $100 each week.”..

source:miamiherald.com

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