Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Calls Sheriff After Botched Drug Deal!!! (4/30/2019)

Florida Man Gets Ripped Off During Drug Deal, Calls Cops!!

Excerpt From Article:

Owen Good allegedly told sheriff’s deputies that he was riding his bicycle at 2:22 a.m. Friday when he was attacked by a former classmate, who knocked him off the bike and took his wallet with about $80 cash inside.

Good allegedly admitted that he gave the $80 to a friend to buy marijuana but never got his pot so he made up the story about the robbery.

Good was even taken by ambulance to a local hospital for the phony injuries he suffered, according to the sheriff’s office.

“Owen owes a lot more for the ambulance ride and hospital treatment for injuries he never had,”
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Here’s a Humanfuckery.com P.S.A. for you folks out there.. It may seem obvious but…. If you happen to be in a drug deal gone bad or your drugs are stolen do not contact the police!! Take the god damn L and move on!!

see also: ”Self Proclaimed Drug Dealer” Calls 911 Over Theft Of Cash And Drugs!!

see also:Florida Man Calls Police To Report Stolen ‘Blunts’!!

source:patch.com

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