Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Rips Urinal From Restaurant Bathroom Wall Then Proceeds To Run Away Naked Into Woods!!! (1/10/2018)

Florida Man Rips Urinal From Restaurant Bathroom Wall Then Proceeds To Run Away Naked Into Woods!!!

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Tallahassee police officers are searching for a man who they say ripped a urinal from a bathroom wall Monday night at Miller’s Ale House and then streaked into the woods.

Staff at the sports bar on Apalachee Parkway told police the man, who was described as being in his 20’s, entered the bathroom about 11 p.m. When he emerged a few moments later, he was soaked in water.

The man ran from the building north through the parking lot while taking off his clothes, according to the police incident report. An employee who watched the man run away said he was completely naked when he disappeared into the wood line. His clothing was not found.

Surveillance video was provided to officers. The man is wanted for criminal mischief.
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How’d this man pull a urinal off a fucking wall? Our only guess is that this man lost money on the National Championship game and was pissed at the results!!

source:tallahassee.com

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