Today’s HumanFuckery: Here We Go Again With More Fuckery On A Plane!!! (1/6/2018)

We just don’t understand why some people just lose their god damn minds when it comes to traveling by means of flight.. We’ve covered countless incidents of fuckery in 2017 and we’re hoping that in 2018 we’ll see less fuckery… Welp, its apparent that this isn’t gonna happen… As I’m typing now I just realized we covered a story the other day with a man who decided to open the emergency exit and sit on the wing of the plane because he was angry the flight was going to be delayed!!!! Yikes…. Here we go again with more fuckery on a plane!!!
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Passenger Accused Of Sexually Assaulting Sleeping Woman On Flight

Excerpt From Article:

The woman said she fell asleep leaning against the window, the complaint states. She woke up to a hand down her pants and noticed that her pants and her shirt were unbuttoned and the passenger next to her was fondling her, according to the complaint.

The passenger stopped when she woke up, and she immediately reported the incident to a flight attendant, the complaint states. Two flight attendants told investigators that the woman was visibly upset and was crying, the complaint states.
Ramamoorthy was taken into custody when the flight landed. He said in a written statement that he was in “deep sleep,” the complaint states. He also said that the woman fell asleep on his knees and he is “not sure where [he] kept the hand on her.”
“Through my knowledge I didn’t [sic] anything to her,” Ramamoorthy said, according to the complaint.
He gave a further statement in an interview with an FBI agent, saying that he “might have” undone the woman’s bra while playing with it, and that he had cupped her breasts over her clothes, the complaint states. He indicated that he unzipped her pants part way and put his finger into her pants and tried to fondle her, the complaint states.
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One can only hope that this man ends up in jail and that Bubba & Company fondles him while he sleeps!!!

source: cnn.com
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Flight Diverted After Man Smothers Shit All Over 2 Bathrooms

Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!!

source:abc7chicago.com

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Florida Man Arrested, Banned From Airport After Pissing On Floor Of Plane

Excerpt From Article:

58-year-old Dante Bencivenga of Fort Myers, Florida is facing charges of Disorderly Intoxication and Trespassing.

According to Lee County Port Authority Police, representatives from Spirit Airlines spotted Bencivenga nodding off and smelling like alcohol as he waited to board his flight. After boarding the plane, they say he urinated all over the plane’s toilet and carpet.

Bencivenga was asked to leave the plane and did so before becoming belligerent, according to the airline.

Responding officers say Bencivenga had a strong smell of alcohol but claimed he wasn’t intoxicated, requesting a breath test to prove his innocence.
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Cmon man… Just looking at your mugshot reveals how drunk you really were… We all can smell your through our screens!!!

source:wptv.com

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