Today’s HumanFuckery: Illinois Man Who Falsely Claimed A Person Was Threatening Employees With Gun Wanted To Leave Work Early!!! (5/8/2019)

Illinois Man Fakes Threat To Get Out Of Work!!

Excerpt From Article:

Fletcher called 911 about 1:15 p.m. Monday and claimed there was a man with a gun threatening workers inside Ruprecht Co., 1301 Allanson Road, police said.

Authorities tried to get more information, but the caller said his cellphone battery was going to die and ended the call.

Officers arrived at the business and learned there were no other complaints of a gunman, but they ordered the building emptied anyway. Police searched, found nothing and allowed employees to return to work. Later in the afternoon, investigators learned the 911 call had been made on Fletcher’s cellphone, Chief Eric Guenther said.

Fletcher had been at work since 6 a.m. and left early, then made the call “so his supervisors wouldn’t notice he was gone,” Guenther said.

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Real talk, if you wanted to go home why not fake an illness instead of pulling this fuckery, you dumb ass!!

see also:Michigan Man Accused Of Calling In Bomb Threat And Mass Shooting Threat So Work Would Be Cancelled!!

see also: Florida Man Fakes Armed Robbery To Avoid Going To Work!!!

source:chicagotribune.com

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