Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Breaks Into Auto Dealership, Shits On Floor, And Steals Car!!! (7/25/2018)

Man Breaks Into Auto Dealership, Shits On Floor, And Steals Car!

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MERRIMACK, N.H. —
Police in New Hampshire have accused a man of breaking into an auto dealership, defecating on the floor and stealing a car.

Christopher Rosati, 26, was arrested Monday on charges of burglary, theft, criminal mischief and breach of bail conditions. He was scheduled to be arraigned Tuesday.

Police said Rosati broke into the Merrimack business Monday. They said he defecated on the floor and tried to gain entry into the safe before getting into a car and driving away. As he made his getaway, he struck other cars in the lot, police said.

Rosati had previously been charged with burglary in another incident and was out on bail at the time of the break-in.
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We’re only covering this story because this man took a shit in the showroom before stealing a car!!

source:wmur.com

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