Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Calls Police Because He Was Too High!!! Police Found Man In Fetal Position Surrounded By Snacks (1/29/2017)

Man Calls Cop After Being Too High

Excerpt From Article:

The Youngstown Vindicator reports that on Friday police responded to the 22-year-old man’s home in Austintown around 5:20 p.m., where they could hear the man groaning from a room. That’s when officers found him lying “on the floor in the fetal position” and “surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies,” the police report said.

He also claimed he couldn’t feel his hands because he had smoked too much marijuana.
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All my weed smokers out there, have you ever got this high before??? Honestly, I think this guy’s weed was laced or he is a novice pot smoker!

source:wric.com

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