Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Hospitalized After Stuffing 15 Hard-Boiled Eggs Up His ASS!!! (8/25/2018)

15 Hard Boiled Eggs Stuck UP Man’s ASS!!!

Excerpt From Article:

The 29-year-old had taken the ‘date rape’ drug along with his partner, but ended up needing emergency surgery after their ovum adventure.

The 15 hard-boiled eggs caused a tear in his intestinal wall, leaving him in excruciating pain, the Daily Mail reports.

The man told doctors they had boiled 15 eggs, and when the eggs were ready, they were peeled and inserted in his anus, the Dutch Magazine for Healthcare reports.

Later that evening, the man began feeling stomach pains and went to his local hospital.

One of the doctors said: ‘Upon arrival the patient had tachycardia [high heart rate] and tachypnoea [rapid breathing].

‘Physical examinations showed abdominal guarding over the entire stomach.’

The doctors suspected abdominal sepsis and performed a CT scan, which showed a perforation of the pelvic colon and giant amounts of air and fluids in his abdominal cavity.
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source:nzherald.co.nz

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