Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Tells Police Wind May Have Blown Bag Of Cocaine In Car!! (11/16/2019)

Cocaine Allegedly Blown In Man’s Car By The Wind!!

Excerpt From Article:

Before the stop, police said he was spotted drinking in the parking lot of a motel known for drug sales and prostitution.

Police reported finding an apparent drug pipe in his car, along with a bag with residue that tested positive for cocaine in the back seat.

He said the bag wasn’t his.

“(He) stated that the police or the wind must have placed it there,” the affidavit states.
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This bullshit of an excuse must be a Florida thing, we’ve posted a fucktard who used this same exact excuse to try to get out of similar charges… View the see also link for more info on the aforementioned post.

see also:Florida Woman Blames Coke In Purse On Windy Day!!!

source:tcpalm.com

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