Man Found Vigorously Masturbating Because He Hates Portland!!!
I hate the town I reside in also… My hatred for my town isn’t gonna make me go smoke some crystal and start beating off in public!!!
New Jersey Man High On PCP Busted After He Stops Car In The Middle Of The Lincoln Tunnel To Masturbate
Man Beating Off In Lincoln Tunnel
For those of you who dont know the Lincoln Tunnel is a set of three tunnels under the Hudson River, connecting Weehawken, New Jersey and Midtown Manhattan in New York City! So you can only imagine what type of traffic jam this fuckery caused!!!
sources:komonews.com
