Today’s HumanFuckery: Virginia Man Man Charged With Assaulting Cop After Reportedly Grabbing His Cock And Balls During DUI Arrest!!! (3/27/2018)

Man Assaults Cop By Grabbing His Frank And Beans!!!

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STAUNTON – A man charged with his third alcohol-related driving offense in five years is in jail after he reportedly grabbed the genitals of a Staunton police officer following his arrest, resulting in a felony assault charge.

Dustin M. Vance, 35, of Stuarts Draft, is being held at Middle River Regional Jail on numerous charges.

Vance was behind the wheel of Ford Mustang on Sunday shortly before 1:30 a.m. when he was stopped near the intersection of Greenville Avenue and Mill Street in Staunton for having a defective license tag light, police said.After being taken to the nearby Staunton Police Department, Vance reportedly kneed a police officer in the leg and attempted to knee him in the groin before grabbing him.

“He actually grabbed the officer by the groin,” said Officer Katie Shifflett, a spokesperson for the police department.

No injuries were reported.

Vance was charged with felony assault on a law enforcement officer.

He was also charged with driving outside of the restrictions for a restricted license, refusal of a breath test-second offense and driving with defective equipment.

He was charged with DUI-third offense within five years, a felony.
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Whoa!!!! We’re suprised this man didn’t get: (a) a brutal beating, (b) tazed, or (c) shot for this fuckery!!!

source:newsleader.com

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