Fuckery We Missed: Florida Man Exposed Himself While Riding Scooter At Walmart!!! (3/21/2021)

Old Man Exposes Self While Riding Scooter At Walmart!!

Excerpt From Article:

The Chiefland Police Department says it first received complaints about a man exposing his sexual organs at a Walmart on Thursday.

Witnesses told police the man rode around the store with a hole in the crotch area of his pants, exposing his genitals.

Investigators said police received similar complaints in the past about a man matching Neeley’s description, but had never been able to identify a suspect until now.

Nasty bitch!! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

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Today’s Fuckery: Man Faces Child Cruelty Charges After Entering San Diego Zoo Habitat With Toddler!! (3/21/2021)

Dumbass Climbs In Elephant Enclosure At San Diego Zoo!!

Potential father of the year material right here folks.. Sheesh..

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see also:Teen Banned From Denver Zoo For Life After Jumping Safety Railing To Get Closer To Rhino!!

see also: Frugal Zoo Goer Climbs Fence To Avoid Paying Ticket Price!! Ends Up Mauled By Tiger!!!

see also: Student Jumps Into Shark Tank At Aquarium In California!!

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Today’s Fuckery: Stimulus Check Argument Led To Indianapolis Quadruple Murder!! (3/17/2021)

4 Murdered Over Stimulus Checks!!

Unbelievably sad… We at fuckery.news send our condolences to the ones impacted by this horrific shooting..


Today’s Fuckery: Florida Man Caught In Public Masturbating And Penetrating Ass With Dill Pickle!! (3/16/2021)

Florida Man Caught In Act With Pickle IN ASS!!!

Excerpt From Article:

Responding to a suspicious person call around 4 PM, a cop saw Eric Detiege, 47, lying on his back in front of a townhouse in Oldsmar, a city in the Tampa Bay area.

Detiege, unencumbered by pants or underwear, had his penis in one hand and “a large uneaten pickle in his other hand.” Detiege, the cop added, was “using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”

Stay classy Florida Man… Stay Classy!!! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

Feel free to visit the see also links below for similar fuckery!!

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Today’s Fuckery: Ring Door Bell Camera Catches Amazon Delivery Driver Pissing ON Groceries!!(3/5/2021)

Amazon Delivery Driver Pisses On Man’s Groceries!!

Excerpt From Article:

That customer got a notification from his Ring doorbell camera when the delivery driver approached.

“I was watching and he was acting strange. So I kept watching,” said the customer, who asked to remain anonymous.

You can see the man goes back and forth a few times. The customer says he continued watching on his phone.

“I didn’t know what he did until I looked outside and saw the wet spot there on the ground,” he said. “Then I went back inside and re-watched the video. And I put the volume all the way up and I could hear it.”

The delivery driver sees he’s being captured on the ring camera, so he crouches down to relieve himself.

“At that point, I realized that he had urinated all over my food,” said the customer.

UNREAL!!! You’d think that this fucktard would just see the bushes that were right by him and piss on those instead of pissing all over this poor man’s groceries like that!!

Over the years we’ve posted plenty of terrible delivery drivers doing horrendous things, please feel free to visit the see also links below for more fuckery!!

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see also: Tennessee Man Faces Felony Charge For Dipping His Balls In Salsa Before Delivery!!!

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Today’s Fuckery: Alabama Woman Faces Felony Charge After Stealing Neighbor’s Goat And Painting It!! (3/2/2021)

Woman Who Stole Neighbor’s Goat And Painted It Arrested!

Meanwhile In Alabama…. SMH! There’s nothing more to say about this fuckery. this fuckery speaks for itself!!


Today’s Fuckery: Montgomery County Public Schools Staff Member Caught On Camera Engaged In “Inappropriate Behavior”!! (2/25/2021)

Caught Beating Off On ZOOM!!!

This sick fuck needs to be FIRED AND CHARGED for this sick shit!! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!!

(UPDATE 2/26/21):This Sick Fuck Won’t Be Facing ANY CHARGES!!!

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see also: Kansas City Elementary School Teacher Accused Of Showing Lewd Photos To 5TH Grade Class!!


Fuckery We Missed: Woman In Motorized Wheelchair Robs Downtown Jacksonville,FL Bank!!(2/24/2021)

Woman In Motorized Wheelchair Robs Bank In Florida!!!

Excerpt From Article:

Police said the woman showed up to discuss an account, but she got into an argument with a teller that escalated when she threatened to kill everyone in the bank and announced she was robbing the place, according to the Sheriff’s Office.

The woman left the bank after she was given some cash, and she was taken into custody nearby a short time later, police said.

No weapon was seen during the robbery, according to police, and no one inside the bank was hurt.

Our favorite quote from this article is “She was taken into custody nearby a short time later”.. Wonder if she had her wheelchair on the highest speed? If you’re curious to know the top speed of a motorized wheelchair it’s 4-8mph.. SMH… Terrible execution by this woman but really should we be surprised by this fuckery since this fuckery happened in Florida?

see also:Woman In Wheelchair Fires Taser At McDonald’s Worker Because Food Was Taking Too Long!!

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Today’s Fuckery: Deputies In Orlando,FL Release Body Cam Video Of Women Dressed As ‘Grannies’ To Get COVID-19 Vaccine!! (2/20/2021)

Women Dress As Grannies To Get Covid Vaccine!!

Of course this fuckery happened in Florida!! Wtf.. There’s nothin more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!


Today’s Fuckery: Arizona Man Accused Of Faking Own Kidnapping To Get Out Of Working!! (2/20/2021)

Arizona Man Accused Of Faking Own Kidnapping To Get Out Of Working!

You’d think this fucktard would just say he came down with symptoms of covid rather do all this fuckery.. SMH

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