Dog Sitter Has Fun With Buddy In Owners Home!!!
There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!
source:fox21news.com
Author: @humanf_uckery
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Man Fakes Heart Attack So He Can Get A Ride To Hospital Cafeteria!!
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A Knox County man was arrested at Baptist Health Corbin Friday after he allegedly faked a heart attack to take an ambulance ride to its cafeteria.
Around 2 p.m. Friday, a Knox County sheriff deputy responded to a report of a stolen gun at a Corbin residence, according to the sheriff. The sheriff’s department determined Kenneth Ray Couch, 35, was the alleged suspect, it said.
The deputy learned that Couch had been picked up by an ambulance at Dixon’s Market after he said he was having a heart attack, the sheriff’s department said. When the ambulance arrived at the hospital, Couch got out of the ambulance and walked to the cafeteria, according to the sheriff.
Couch was located inside the cafeteria, where he was arrested. He was charged with burglary and falsely reporting an incident.
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That’s one expensive ride for some mediocre and bland hospital food.. Unbelievable!!!
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source:kentucky.com
Creep Dresses In Woman’s Clothing Takes Video In Women’s Bathroom!!
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GREENVILLE, S.C. (AP) — Authorities say a man wearing a wig, makeup, and women’s clothing tried to take a picture of a woman from under the stall divider of a South Carolina convenience store bathroom.
Greenville Police said a woman told investigators she knocked on a stall door Sunday and heard a male voice, but wasn’t initially bothered after peeking under the door and seeing women’s shoes.
But police say the woman then saw a cellphone appear under the divider from the next stall and called 911.
Police told media outlets they arrested 38-year-old Shawn Thomas Hallett of Levelland, Texas, after finding a video of the woman on his phone. He was charged with voyeurism.
Hallett remained in jail Monday and records did not indicate if he had a lawyer.
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This is a new level of creepiness to obtain voyeurism pictures/videos… One can only imagine how many times this man has attempted this stunt and was successful!
source:wltx.com
Potential Mother Of The Year???
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A Good Samaritan in Texas gave a ride to a woman with an 11-month-old baby on Friday — but didn’t know she would get left with the child, authorities said.
The woman had been driving around 8 p.m. Friday when she spotted a stranger — Valerie Worry, 29 — who “seemed to be intoxicated” and was meandering through the roadway with an 11-month-old baby in a stroller, according to a Nacogdoches County Sheriff’s Office Facebook post.
The woman picked up Worry and the child, and then gave them a lift to a gas station. That’s where Worry said she “needed to get something to drink,” and asked the Good Samaritan to watch the child as Worry went inside the store, deputies said.
After leaving the store with alcohol, Worry began roving around the parking lot of the gas station and eventually broke into a car and grabbed a cell phone from it, deputies said.
Next, Worry hopped into a pickup with a man who was at the station’s gas pumps — and then they drove off together, abandoning the 11-month-old with the Good Samaritan, according to the sheriff’s office.
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It’s apparent by your actions that you give zero fucks about your child and the only thing that’s on your mind is partying and bullshit!! Take this incident of fuckery as a wake up call, make your goal to change your life and get yourself in a position where potentially down the road you can get your kid back and become a good mom!
source:kansascity.com
Fentanyl Laced Drink In Sippy Cup Given To 17 Month Old Child!!
First and foremost we at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the ones who love this poor child! This woman deserves every charge shes facing!!! Unbelievable!!!
source:pittsburgh.cbslocal.com
Man Dies After Attempting To Roll Under Train!!
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A man was killed Saturday when he tried to traverse a railroad crossing by rolling under a moving train, according to Salt Lake City police.
At about 4:30 p.m., the man approached the tracks near 900 South and 650 West and apparently got impatient, Lt. Russ Amott said.
The pedestrian apparently surveyed the moving train for a few moments before trying to roll underneath it and come out on the other side.
He didn’t make it. Amott said the freight train dragged the man’s body, and he died.
Police have not identified the man, but they said he appears to be in his 30s. Amott said police don’t know if the man was intoxicated
Utah Transit Authority FrontRunner trains were delayed Saturday afternoon because of the investigation.
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Honestly this man had to be under the influence of something to attempt fuckery this stupid!! We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the ones who love this man!
source:sltrib.com
You decided to shoot up the place because you lost at Madden… This can’t be life!! We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to victims families and friends. We also wish everyone who was harmed a speedy recovery!
source:cnn.com
Man Pisses On 5 Year Girl, Yells Racial Slurs
We didn’t really miss this incident of fuckery when it originally was reported previously this past Thursday!! We scoured multiple news sources with this story and none had this man’s mugshot and they also withheld this man’s name from said reports so therefore we elected to post this fuckery when this fucktards mugshot and name was released!!!
(UPDATE 8/28/2018): This Story Was Concocted!!! Man Cleared Of All Charges!!!
source:kutv.com
Security Guard Caught Fucking Corpse!!!
WTF NASTY MOTHERFUCKER!!!! Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!
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source:wreg.com
15 Hard Boiled Eggs Stuck UP Man’s ASS!!!
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The 29-year-old had taken the ‘date rape’ drug along with his partner, but ended up needing emergency surgery after their ovum adventure.
The 15 hard-boiled eggs caused a tear in his intestinal wall, leaving him in excruciating pain, the Daily Mail reports.
The man told doctors they had boiled 15 eggs, and when the eggs were ready, they were peeled and inserted in his anus, the Dutch Magazine for Healthcare reports.
Later that evening, the man began feeling stomach pains and went to his local hospital.
One of the doctors said: ‘Upon arrival the patient had tachycardia [high heart rate] and tachypnoea [rapid breathing].
‘Physical examinations showed abdominal guarding over the entire stomach.’
The doctors suspected abdominal sepsis and performed a CT scan, which showed a perforation of the pelvic colon and giant amounts of air and fluids in his abdominal cavity.
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At a loss for words with this fuckery… We at humanfuckery.com wish this man a speedy recovery!!!
For more stories of fucktards stuffing foreign objects up their asses feel free to visit the see also links below!
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source:nzherald.co.nz