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Author: @humanf_uckery
"The World Is Filled With Fuckery!!! Please Feel Free To Share It Here!!!"
(Originally Posted 10/19/2016)
She Must Look Like A Whole Different Person
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DUBAI: A newly-wed man in the UAE has divorced his wife saying he could not recognise her when he saw her face for the first time after her make-up got washed off when she went for swimming.
The Arab couple went swimming at the Al Mamzar beach in Sharjah in the UAE after the 34-year-old man saw his 28-year-old wife’s “features change” as her makeup washed off, said a psychologist who counselled the unidentified woman.
The husband believed she did not look as pretty as before the wedding and accused her of deceiving him by using so many cosmetics, including fake eyelashes, the Gulf News reported.
Dr Abdul Aziz Asaf, consultant psychologist said his clinic received a request from the woman to help her overcome her psychological suffering after her divorce.
The groom said he could not recognise his wife after the make-up was gone. The bride wore artificial eyelashes and had undergone cosmetic surgeries before the marriage.
The bride said she intended to tell her husband the truth about her but it was too late, Dr Asaf said.
“The groom immediately divorced his bride and refused any attempt to reunite them again,” he said.
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Humanfuckery.com sends our heartfelt sentiments to this woman. You’ll get back on your feet!
source:www.ndtv.com
Man Walks Next Door For Haircut After Crashing SUV Into Deli!!!
Excerpt From Article:
No customers were present when the SUV jumped the concrete parking barrier and careened through the large glass window at 8874 Milwaukee Ave. It came to a stop a few feet short of the deli counter where people usually line up to place orders, said Bryce Artmann, owner of Captain Alex Seafood.
“He got out of the vehicle and was asked to stay on site but somehow he took off,” Artmann said.
The 80-year-old Niles man, who was not charged, got out of the vehicle after the crash and walked next door for his haircut appointment at Hair Designs Unlimited.
Beauty salon owner June Saraceno was working when the man came in for his cut.
“He came in like nothing and sat down for his appointment,” Saraceno said. “When he finally told the barber that it was his car, (he said) he’s got insurance and he didn’t want to miss his haircut appointment.”
Police said no charges will be filed due to the man’s diabetic condition and because the accident occurred on private property. He likely confused the brake with the gas pedal
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We’re glad no one was injured in this incident of fuckery!! This man’s actions makes us think that this isn’t this man’s first rodeo when it comes to having an accident, he obviously knew that it takes authorities a while to respond to an accident so instead of wasting time standing around aimlessly waiting he utilized his time and got his haircut!!
source:chicago.cbslocal.com
Sledgehammer Used In Road Rage Incident!!!
It’s only a matter of time before the authorities catch up with this psychopath.. Unbelievable!!!
source:philadelphia.cbslocal.com
Minnesota Man Faces 7 Years In Prison For Punching His Newborn As If “He Was A Grown Man”!!
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Taylor was charged last November after the boy’s grandmother discovered extensive bruising on the child’s face when he and his mother showed up at her home.
Johnny Taylor repeatedly punched his newborn son’s face like “he was a grown man,” almost killing him, according to a Ramsey County District Court judge.
For that, the 23-year-old Little Canada man was sentenced Wednesday to about seven years in prison.
The term was handed down by Judge Sara Grewing about two months after Taylor pleaded guilty to one count of first-degree assault. His son was 4 weeks old at the time of the attack in the Little Canada apartment where Taylor lived with his girlfriend, the infant’s mother.
Before the sentencing, Grewing told Taylor she was sorry for the troubled childhood he’d had to endure and that society didn’t do a better job intervening to help him. Taylor’s mother died and his father’s parental rights were terminated when he was still a child.
Grewing also addressed the baby boy’s mother and grandmother, both of whom spoke at Taylor’s sentencing hearing.
“I think the fact that he is still on this earth means he is made for great things,” she said of their son and grandson.
Taylor was charged last November after the boy’s grandmother discovered extensive bruising on the child’s face when he and his mother showed up at her home.
The baby’s mother told investigators that Taylor got upset with their son over his crying. He punched the child in the face repeatedly and shook and squeezed him while she begged him to stop.
The woman fled with her child to her mother’s home after Taylor fell asleep.
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We wonder how this man will fare against prisoners who can actually fight back if they’re struck by this man???
source:twincities.com
Woman Ignores Road Closures, Drives Through Half-Marathon!!!
ZERO FUCKS were given that day!!! Apparently this lady was late for a workshop so she had to take this shortcut!!! If only all of us could take a shortcut to Friday so we can start this extended holiday weekend!!!
source:metro.co.uk
The things some of us do for likes or for the chance of becoming a viral sensation on the internet!! In this incident of fuckery we think that every single person involved should be charged, no questions asked…. We’re sure all of you are in the same boat as us!!
source:wtvr.com
Man Shot After Hiding Gun In Oven!!
You could’t think of a better place to hide your gun, just off the top off my head maybe a shoebox in your closet or… maybe just maybe buy a gun safe??? There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!
source:wkbn.com
6 Year Old, 12 Year Old With Gun Accused Of Chasing Down Group At Park!!
Jeez, these adults relinquished the swing and playground equipment… Pulling a gun and throwing rocks at these folks was unnecessary!!! Unbelievable !!!
source:wsbtv.com
Potential Mugshot Of The Year??
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A Florida man climbed atop a piece of equipment at a Clearwater Beach playground Sunday and yelled at a bunch of children in the area.
His message: Where babies come from.
Police took Otis Dawayne Ryan, 30, into custody on a charge of disorderly conduct. The incident occurred about 3 p.m. Sunday at a park in the area of Pier 60.
Officers said Ryan at first was approaching tourists and making inappropriate comments to women in an effort to get their male partners to confront him. An officer in the area was watching him at the time.
“I watched (Ryan) walk over to the busy playground area and climb to the top of one of the children’s toys that was being occupied by children between the ages of 4 and 6,” an officer wrote in an arrest report. “He then started shouting from the top telling the children that babies come out of women” — and used a vulgar term in doing so.
“At that time parents were rushing to the area to remove their children,” the officer wrote.
Police noted that Ryan has caused a number of disturbances in the area recently — and jail records show a number of arrests over the last year on charges of disorderly conduct, battery and carrying a concealed weapon.
Court records show that in Sunday’s case, Ryan was adjudicated guilty, fined $118, ordered to stay away from the park and released.
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Is this man crazy or was he under the influence of drugs or alcohol? Honestly, it is apparent that yes this man is crazy and that we’re guessing that this man was probably tweaking on meth!!! To view other Mugshot Of The Year candidates feel free to visit the see also links below!!
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source:tampabay.com